New names for the American Civil War.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    I was thinking of calling it the Second American Revolution. I mean it's technically not a revolution but neither was the first. The two situation are almost identical. Issues concerning tariffs, representation and all that crap. The so-called founding fathers of both were hypocrites, though the FARevolutionaries owned a shitload more slaves between them and the SARevolutionaries had more legal justification for their secession. They even both had an incompetent and famous general whom they idolised. Similarities are striking.
     
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    "The American AUSTRALIA WISHES IT WAS DOING WHAT WE'RE DOING INSTEAD OF BEING THE UN-LOVED AND UN-WANTED DUMPSTER CHILD OF EUROPE War"
     
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    the WE WANT OUR NIGGER SLAVES, FUCK THE NORTH war.
     
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    The only reason they sent convicts to Australia was because America was full.

    Hm. South wanted to keep the niggers. North wanted to export them. I guess it's true what they say about the biggest of questions only being answered with the biggest of conflicts.
     
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    How about the "State's Rights are More Important than Individual Liberties War."
     
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    Wrong, American convicts said fuck you, we are our own nation now. Australia took an extra 200 years to beg Britain to let them be their own nation.

    In addition, you only get to call it a revolution if you win, otherwise it is a rebellion.
     
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    Hm. No. Neither Lincoln nor Davis had any respect for individual sovereignty or state sovereignty as they both introduced conscription.

    The whole thing was started because of tariffs. Just like the FAR.

    You know dick all about Australia. We're not independent, our head of state is still decided in London.
     
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    What have you got against Australians, Rock? Were they the ones that fucked you in the ass?
     
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    What have you got against Americans The Member Formerly Known As Baya? Is it because they're ALWAYS fucking you in the ass?
     
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    My beef with Americans is that they've caused problems for my tribe. Ergo a good American is a dead American.
     
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    A civil war is a war that happens between two factions of one country. Seeing as this is not what happened in the American Civil War, the OP is right. It should be renamed because "civil war" is a misnomer.
     
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    I still like what a friend of mine non-sarcastically calls it - "The War of Northern Aggression".

    Sums up the open mindedness which is typical of the South. Friendly, welcoming people who'll do anything to help you.

    Just don't fuck with their guns, booze or niggers.
     
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    To be fair; from the Southern perspective Abe Lincoln is the crazy ex who says he'll chop off your head before he lets you break up with him.
     
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    While it's technically correct (USA declaring war on SC, which is what technically started the whole thing) such a phrase is emotionally loaded. "Southern/Confederate Revolt/Uprising" would be better.

    You mean he wasn't? As far as I know he preferred to devastate the seceding states than to allow them to not collect tariffs. It takes a pretty cold-blooded individual to wage war against their own countrymen over such silly reasons like that.
     
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    OK.
    *This civil war was brought you by the letter C.
    *NEW AMERICAN CIVIL WAR Brought to you buy Starbucks.
    *In cinemas this week we have "CIVIL WAR 2012" By Mel Gibson.
    *In cinemas this week we have "CIVIL WAR 2012" By ARRNHAARRLLLD SHAARZZINNIEGGEUR
    *In cinemas this week we have "OMG WHITE PPL RASSIST CIVIL WAR!!!!1" By Spike Lee.
     
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    Fixed the fixed.
     
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    Wow, scum. I was about to follow you until I found out you were from the worst nation on earth.
     
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    Americans had the guts to fight for their independance. austrailia is still our bitch. that's what all the butthurt is really about. jealousy. they aussies are jealous that the americans won their independance in glorious battle while they still have the UK's cock up their arse.
     
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    We do still have the Queen on our money, which is now worth more than the yank's pissweak green paper crap.

    The poms are technically in charge, but only because we're too lazy to do anything about it.
     
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    and thats's something to be proud of?
     
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    Yes.

    If you're an Aussie.

    Fuck me, there's not much else we have to be proud of.

    We've invented the clothes line. That's enough work for our civilisation.
     
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    Australia has more autonomy from Britain than Britain does from America.
     
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    Really, the only time we even see you guys is when you send that doddering old cunt down here.
    Why do you do that?

    Also will you people still "own" us when the sand niggers take over your rainy plot of cowshit and rename it Islamland?
     
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    Please! They prefer to be called Londonistan.
     
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    Because it's the only real time we get to do some IRL trolling as a nation
    What do you mean when? it's already happened.
    /me hangs head in shame
     
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    THINGS LONDONIANIANS LIKE TO DO;
    *Stone rape victims.
    *Burn all non-muslim places of worship.
    *collect welfare.
     
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    well, up north we had "the islamic republic of bradfordistan" an entire city. overrun with pakis. my god the place is a dump.