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    I met a right wing Norwegian girl with extreme schizophrenia and convinced her I was imaginary after having conversed with her for 4 months . Now she talks to me as though I'm her imaginary friend and apparently I know all her other imaginary friends too. She is pretty fucked in the head and sees hallucinations all the time. From what I can deduce she has actually created an imaginary version of me in her head who she sees at times. I actually want to get to get to know imaginary me... Seems like a pretty swell fella.

    What's the worst way you've emotionally played with people?


    The worst thing is the above is actually legit although it sounds improbable.
     
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    You should not take advantage of her condition.
     
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    Insanity is the narural expansion of the female condition. To take advantage of it is male
     
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    I knew a girl who though she was a........... Cat-pire.
    Half cat, half vampire. Or at least the reincarnation of one. She believed she has super powers and that all men are evil and only want sex and will rap.e any woman. Until she met a guy who claimed he was a half human, half demon assassin who was her lover in a past life and she lost her virginity to him. I didn't keep up with her for a few years now but last I looked into her they were boyfriend and girlfriend and she was writing poetic blog posts about how she sucks his dick because it's the least she can do to show her love and clam the demon's spirit inside him. To this day I suspect he was just pretending to be as crazy as her to get her to fuck him.

    My point is- Meet her and tell her sucking your imaginary cock will give her night vision or some shit.
     
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    Are these people serious about this shit? Or do you think this is part of an extreme philia, in which people become so sexually aroused by their fantasies, that they attempt to bring them into being (I.E. a man who is so in sexually aroused by women or their ideal of a woman that their sexual fantasy is to become the ideal woman)?
     
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    I didn't feel there was a sexual tone to her delusion.
     
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    There's a case where this guy had his balls lopped off so he could be a woman and still pursues women and now is wanting to medically contract multiple sclerosis. This shmale too claims that none of this has anything to do with sex.
     
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    Well, a lost of these kinds of psychoses are to some degree sexual or about an avoidance of sex. But not ALL of them. I don't agree with Freud. Not EVERYTHING is about sex. Just most of it.
     
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    He was on cocaine the whole fucking time.

    People often project their sexual experiences (at times completely) from within the object of their desires. When he pronounced of some of his female patients that "they wanted to fuck their mothers" he really was merely convincing himself that this was so after which he would then manipulate the placebo effect to put his drugged patient in a mental haze where he would convince her of the same.
     
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    The cancer probably helped but that doesn't mean everything he said was wrong. But yeah, fetishists see their fetish everywhere. However, not all craziness is sexual.
     
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    Excellent point, some types of crazy are not driven by their sexual elements, but if sizable elements of their characters seem to be influenced by their crazy it is not totally unreasonable to assume that sexuality is also among them.
     
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    Well, it's important not to confuse cause and effect. Any mental illness has a possibility of manifesting in some way in the person's sexual behavior. Still, someone could have a mental disease that does not manifest in any way in their sexual activity.
     
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    And modern ethology has finding cause and effect in humanity down to an exact science, it's a lot like Phrenology or Wissenschaft des Judentums.
     
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    That has little to do with the topic. To say that ethology can substitute psychology is like saying that is could just as easily be replaced with anthropology. They are all part of the same field of study in a general sense and all have a relationship with one another (sociology begets anthropology begets psychology more or less) but they can not replace each other.

    Ethology can provide little explanation to the relationship between mental disorders and sexual deviancy. Surly not on an individual scale.

    And you are not seriously suggesting phrenology has any actual value.
     
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    I said it is exact, as in precise; value is a different question entirely.
     
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    In what way is it exact if it's wrong?
    You can not determiner the cause of a person's psychosis and its relation to their sexual fetishes by measuring their skull.
     
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    2+2=4, it's that kind of exact.
    I agree completely, Phrenology existed well before the concept of sexual fetishes. It literally has nothing to say about it. Though, a fun article that would make should there exists Phrenologists who talk of their practice online - I would not be totally surprised if the subject is dealt with.

    Stephen J. Gould said that Samuel Morton, believing that brain size was a measure of intelligence, had subconsciously manipulated the brain volumes of European, Asian and African skulls to favor his bias that Europeans had larger brains and Africans smaller ones.

    A research team did research and actually found the US-amerikanischer Anthropologe was a truly objective Rassentheoretiker.
     
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    I used to purposefully sit next to this spastic kid because he liked to share his Skittles. I don't who that makes worse, but I got free Skittles out of it.
     
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    My best friend suffers Schizophrenia and he sees this albino girl,he says she wants to rap.e him and marry him or some shit,usually i tell him that she really exists and is his girlfriend but he forgets about that.When hes not scared anymore he gets mad angry at me for moking him.
     
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    I knew a guy who was schizophrenic, too. I forget what we were doing, but schizophrenic guy, another friend and I were walking through some woods and my friend and I started whispering shit like, "kill yourself," "the demons are coming," etc. The guy ending up saying something like, "Let's go back, I'm starting to hear shit," so we left.
     
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    I don't understand why more schizos don't just make friends with the demons. They are a pretty cool guys once you get to know them.
     
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    sometimes I imagine having some sort of ghostly girl named Pyyrha (from RWBY) hanging around me trying to change me from the monstrous shit I done in KYM
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    I cannot stop imagining shit like this
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    hell I dreamt up a flash porn game where you have the afore mentioned Pyyrha do pazuri to an arrow dick
    and another where she gets it in both holes with an arrow (arrow is a futa dick) and an actual dick which meet together inside the girl and then tear her apart from the inside (the arrow dick belongs to Cinder fall while the other dick belongs to Jaune arc)
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    I forgot to mention how low I was on KYM
    where I would kill an innocent 15 year old character multiple times
     
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    Can you stop? Everybody already knows that you want me inside you. This is getting embarrassing.
     
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    lol no my low point was before this
     
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