New Job, end of the week, getting high, watching arrested development

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  1. lulzyer

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    Started a new job on Monday. Training is 9 hours a day for 5 weeks. I have to wake up at 5:30 in the morning, leave the house by 7, and then am at work by 7:45. I am fuckng tired as shit. To relax tonight, i am high off pain pills and relaxing with my beautiful wife. Life is good!

    I miss you bros. I no longer have the luxury of fucking around all day on the internet. DAMNIT FULL TIME WORK SUCKS
     
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    FUCKING REAL LIFE SUCKS ARSE.
     
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    Quit complaining or you'll never make PARTNER
     
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    ya but we be rich. so keep working hard and remember the BIG PICTURE. you and i do what we do for the greater good. so remember that. skype me if yer lonely faggot
     
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    i work for the Government now. I now longer have to do billable hours, write my own motions, or make horrible phone calls demanding cliens pay me 2000 bucks or we'll drop them as a client. I am much, much happier, even with a paycut. Luckily my wife has a job at a small Family Law firm, so things are good!

    Also beef, I'll have to get back on skype. What the fuck ever happened to katsy? I am still waiting for that BJ from her
     
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    Greater good? He's a lawyer. The best thing he can do for the world involves a noose and a chair.
     
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    I went to a CLE thing today. Attorneys have some ridiculous number, like 33%, more instances of drug abuse, alcohol abuse, domestic violence, suicides, etc. Dont worry, some attorneys do choose the noose and chair.
     
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    Jesus Christ, your almost as bad as politicians.
     
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    Lighting our cigarsex with $100 bills. Big money pimpin' style.
     
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    NIGGERS!.
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    In your parents' basement. As they scream at you to give them back their wallets. And their cigars.
     
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    STOP TRYING TO BE HARD. OR I WILL EAT YOUR penis OFF YOUR BODY (LEAVING THE BALLSACK UNTOUCHED). AND ALSO SHAVE YOUR ASSHOLE WITH MY TEETH. WHILE YOU CRY
    1316916553328SD.
     
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    WHAT A COINCIDENCE.WE(ATOMICJOE AND I ) ARE IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT FUCKING YOUR RELATIVES. the dead ones.
     
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    This is the most disturbing and yet least threatening threat I have received in a while.
     
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    Actually it looks like you're just fucking each other.
     
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    SOMTIMES, :)
     
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    What exactly do you do for a living anyways?
     
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    WORK HARD AND DO THINGS. maybe. when we get to know each other better ill tell you :)
    you wouldn't believe me if i told you.
     
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    Probably not.
     
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    put your old avi back. also you missed lots of fun shit. why so mad butthurt faggot?
     
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    No, I'm sure I didn't, and the bathroom incident really dampened my mood.
     
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    "the bathroom incident really dampened my mood"

    OMFG THAT WAS YOU ..... im so sorry . next time. i wont let another man lick powdered lsd off me while another man watches. i will offer you some. im sorry.
     
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    Not that one. I really don't want to know about that one.
     
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    explain. im all ears/
     
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    I got held up in the loo for a while.
     
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    well. im here for you. when u wanna not place blame. i didnt put you in the shitter and make you stay there. ? did i?
    so relax. get a hug in . sit next to the fire place on that cool rug i got from the flea market.and make some cigarsex
    when those. " i got trapped in my flatmates loo for an inordinate amount of time" flashbacks come. im there for you. just remember that.
     
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    I think I would rather be trapped in the bathroom again.
     
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    OK.
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    Not yours. That's even worse than the basement.