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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Glue, Jul 27, 2012.

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  1. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    Hello EDF,
    I found out about EDF on facebook and decided to join your friendly community.
    You seem to be very tolerant and newcomer-friendly,
    so I hope we will all get along.
    My Interests include:

    4chan (I have been there all summer)
    memes (le rage comics:awesome: )
    Call of duty
    Internet drama
    Making new friends

    BTW: I'm 14 years old
    If you have any questions, just ask.
     
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    I'm going to make a list and address these points in order.

    1) 4chan is for idiots.
    2) Memes refer to things that are only thought of as funny by half wits, but in actuality were never funny in the first place.
    3) We don't need the dregs of XBL here when we get the dregs of society from so many other places.
    4) If you're not careful, you'll be the next source of internet drama.
    5) You came to the wrong fucking place, because none of us are really friends. We all just sort of tolerate each other. Some more than others.

    As for questions, I have just one. When are you going to fuck off and ragequit forever? Make it snappy, because I'm not getting any younger and my attention span isn't what it used to be.
     
  3. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    You don't understand irony, do you?
     
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    EDF Elite

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  5. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    Yeah, it's pretty much like that.
     
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    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

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    I've become like @oddguy somewhat over the course of the year. I no longer believe that the majority of the human race is capable of being ironic. They really are just that stupid.
     
  7. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    Including you.
     
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    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

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    Sarcasm has better mileage on the internet, and leaves less room for misinterpretation. You are not ironic. You're just a retard. @oddguy is ironic. His entire life is a cruel irony when you think about it. He works in the service industry every day, when he's said in no uncertain terms that he hates people.
     
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    Stop taging me and talking about me cockshit.
     
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    Disinherited Nigerian Prince

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    Thanks for proving my point.
     
  11. uberfukken

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    Stop bullshitting. We know why you're really here.

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  12. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    I'm here to look at your profiles, that's why.

    Would you mind if I look at your profile now?
     
  13. uberfukken

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    @Negi Springfield

    He wants your cock.
     
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    Apparently he wanted my cock as well. That makes OP a sick fuck.
     
  15. uberfukken

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    He's spamming my profile page now.
     
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    Me as well.
     
  17. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    It's not spam.
    I'm just trying to socially interact with you.
    If you weren't such an assburger, you would know that.
     
  18. minty

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    he posted on mine, explaining his motives.
    apparently he just wants to see his av on every person on edf's profile.
     
  19. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    I want to introduce myself to the community, nothing else.
     
  20. minty

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    i'm too busy not giving a damn. i didn't delete the sperg rants on my profile, and i'm not gonna delete your shit.
    introduce all you want.
     
  21. lulzbomb

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    Meh
     
  22. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    You're my best friend now.
     
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    k
     
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    Imma just leave this here.
     
  25. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    Sauce?
     
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    and then every thread from over a year ago got bumped for no reason...
    autisms.
     
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    ITT

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  29. Glue

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    BANNED LOL

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    I'm not autistic.