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  1. oddguy

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    THIS IS THE SEVENTH IN A LINE OF "ODDGUY EDUCATES" ARTICLES.
    i will be spamming EDF with these.
    read them and learn.

    This is my 1000th post,and although i said i would stop spaming the fucking forum when i reached 500,i did not keep that promise.

    Like every other jem i bless this forum with,this to is fueled with rage.
    the only emotion,other then depression,i am still capable of feeling.

    And there is one thing that pisses me off more then anything else.(at this moment.)
    and that thing is: whiny nerds.

    1.The truth about "bullies".

    During my time braving the public education system i had "hung" with more then one "clique". at one point,my best friend of five years moved away.the man was an insufferable know it all dweeb,and i was glad to be rid of him.but i still needed someone to entertain myself with.an opportunity presented itself and i befriended the class "bully".soon i was spending my time with him and the so called "thugs" and "popular kids" and i made a startling discovery:
    NERDS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING !
    though not a single one of them knew what "montey python" was,or had read a single book in his life of his own volition,i was more then glad to forgo the hulking mass of "in jokes" and pseudo intellectual debate that only high school geeks are capable of,in exchange for people who are capable of having a normal conversation and talk about something other then pokemon.

    There is this common opinion held by dorks that the "jocks" and "popular kids" and "bullies" are all stupid and annoying and you wouldn't want to spend time with them even if they wanted your company.but let me tell you this: listening to someone go on for hours on end about football and bitches,is far more pleasant then listening to you blabber on about star wars.

    2.The truth about "bulling".
    Here is israel there is no such thing as "bulling",we don't even have a word for it.
    i wont say there is no social hierarchy,but you don't "bully" or "get bullied".if someone harasses you,you have to stand up for yourself.if someone talks shit to you,you'v got to talk back.if someone hits you,you need to fuck him up.taking shit from someone is culturally unacceptable.beat him up,hospitalize him,kill him if you have to.but don't take his shit.it rarely gos that far,but the fact that it can has people threat each other with at least some respect.
    countries from the former soviet union have a similar yet different approach,if someone does something to you,and you don't stand up for yourself,then you are not even a man,and therefor brought it upon yourself.
    in places like the U.S the population have lost the meaning of terms like dignity,self respect and growing some fucking balls.

    3.The truth about YOU.
    if you were,or are an nerd in junior high/high school then here is a list of thing your kind like to believe,and by contrast,the truth:

    what you think:"jocks are all dumb !"
    the truth: people who play sports are no less intelligent then you.believing that only gos to prove how stupid you really are.if anything,their willingness to get some exercise rather then glue themselves to a computer screen,proves they are probably smarter then you.

    what you think:"well,maybe they are not dumb,but nerds (i.e me) are smart !"
    the truth: bullshit. statistically the people who have above average I.Q in a way that actually matters AT ALL number about 5% of the general population.that's one in 20.so i hardly think every retard in class with a lord of the rings obsession is secretly the next Einstein.

    what you think:"i will succeed in life,and people who were mean to me in school will be working in burger king !"
    the truth: just as many of them will fail at life as you. the main difference is that when they fail they will be pumping gas for a living. when you people fail you end up living with your parents,jobless,playing "EVE online" all day.so in a way,they are still more successful then you.
    and don't forget that self confidence is a major part of getting ahead in life.if you lack it and they don't,then they will get ahead in life and you wont.

    the ultimate truth:
    there is no correlation between your social status in school and your successes later in life.
    (no matter how much you wish there was.)

    4.letting the fuck go of it !

    MOVE THE FUCK ON ! PLEASE !
    ALL THESE PEOPLE IN THEIR 20'S AND 30'S AND 40'S (!!!!!) STILL DWELLING ON THE FACT THEY NEVER GOT TO FUCK THE PROM QUEEN !
    LET IT DIE ALREADY ! WHO CARES ?!
    SO SOME KID MADE YOU EAT POO IN EIGHT GRADE ! MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE ! I PROMISE YOU THAT HE HAS !
    MAYBE IF YOU HAD CONCENTRATED ON YOUR FUCKING SCHOOL WORK THEN
    (INSTEAD OF YOUR SOCIAL RANK),YOU WOULDN'T BE THE LOSER YOU ARE NOW !
    AND MAYBE IF YOU WOULD STOP OBSESSING ABOUT IT NOW AND GO BACK TO DOING YOUR JOB THERE MAY STILL BE SOME HOPE FOR YOU !

    stay tuned for more oddguy wisdom.
     
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    ahh, i have been enlightened.
     
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    These are getting progressively better.

    OP, if you don't mind me asking, are you still in high school?
     
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    Hahaha, you actually believe people believe the anti-bully shit they tell you in High School?
     
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    no,i am not.
    but this is mostly directed at adults who still dwell on their failed high school life.
     
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    that is a good point.
    i didn't think of that.
     
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    I can't believe at least two cunts actually read all that shit.

    Fuck me. There's all the porn on the internet to watch, and these fucking two spend their time reading odd's bullshit.

    Now I have to read it, so I don't get left out and people start bullying me.

    Fucking whores.
     
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    Other than that little tidbit, everything else was truths.
    One day you'll understand why I crossed that.
     
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    you all should stop complaining and thank me !
     
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    Look oddguy, thanks a lot for the free education.
    I actually learned more from your post than I do in a lot of my classes in college.
    Again, that shows a lot about our education systems.
     
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    I'll fucking thank you when you break with tradition, and do something fucking worthwhile.

    You dribbling penis sucker.
     
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    scumhook on the other hand...

    You may need a special type of visual aid.
    Some learn differently than others.

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    Im in my last year of highschool and there's a group of fgts that go around and wear fawkes masks that consider themselves internet nerds and they are realllllllllllly fucking annoying.
    whenever I pass by them I yell ' try hard faggots' and they get all butthurt but its so lulzy
    :la:
     
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    This is in fact true. I played on the football team and soccer team and still had time for my Vidagames. Confrom bitches. Fucking CONFORM. CONFORMING WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY.
     
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    Thanks for your consideration, Fumo.

    Please put together an interpretive dance version of odd's post, and load it up on Jewtube ASAP.

    Dongs and boobies also help me learn.

    If you really want to offend them, show them your avatar's face.

    Fuck me, what a fucking train wreck. Makes that incest sister look very hawt.
     
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    you must have gone to school with fumo.
     
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    I thought I was the only one thinking that.
     
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    I dont know much about fumo, he seems nice.
    c:
    Why, is he a faggot ?
    :noes:
     
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    he wears a guy fawkes mask. nuff said.
     
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    i want to hug you for this.
    fucking brilliant.
     
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    I thought you were english, and the israel thing was a joke. You're the most jewish person I've ever met
     
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    I'm already out of high school but the whole high school mentality never ends. People still do the clique shit at the work place and so on, excellent OP though.