hay guize, ai niid sum praynx 2 pul ahn mah gurlfrind. uc shE haznt cuuked diner 4 mii n 2 daize. da firste nite, ai donet rember wut happnd, nd da 2d nite, shE cuuked shyt ai donet eet. ai niid 2 tech hur ay leson. praynx plz. inb4 domestic violence and/or cocksmacking. shes pregnant, so no physical abuse. inb4 cook my own food. like i told her days ago 'if i wanted to cook for myself, id have stayed single'