need pranks.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by LIL LOC ANIMOSITY, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    Dramacrat

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    hay guize, ai niid sum praynx 2 pul ahn mah gurlfrind. uc shE haznt cuuked diner 4 mii n 2 daize. da firste nite, ai donet rember wut happnd, nd da 2d nite, shE cuuked shyt ai donet eet. ai niid 2 tech hur ay leson. praynx plz.

    inb4 domestic violence and/or cocksmacking. shes pregnant, so no physical abuse.
    inb4 cook my own food. like i told her days ago 'if i wanted to cook for myself, id have stayed single'
     
  2. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Fo sho
     
  3. Seku

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    You are shallow.
     
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    Emily, leave and join #commie
     
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    Cheat on her while taping the event and give her the tape on your anniversary.
     
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    just take ahuge shit in a bowl and throw salad dressing on it ez
     
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    punch her in stomach, that should teach her.
     
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    Put her hand in warm water while she's sleeping, that'll show 'er.
     
  9. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    you guys are terrible at this, i want a refund on my forum registration.
     
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    i still want my refund.
     
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    Remove the babby, and cook it. Then feed it to her while screaming out "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!". Then just make a new one. Easy.
     
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    Cover her dildo in glue, lulz r sure to ensue
     
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    Why have I never thought of that?
     
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    Baby powder in air dryer. Pour powder in fan compartmet while fan is off. Girl turns on dryer to "do hair". Instant antique.

    Confetti/baby powder in car AC vents. Pour said condiments in vent with the knobs AC control knobs set for SUPER DEATH BLAST/ Max AC + Highest setting. Super ultra turbo lol.

    Extreme lulz will ensue.
     
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    You should just have intercourse with her (or him) cause that is quite a prank.
     
  18. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    awww, u so mad u had to find my thread to talk silly?