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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    How would you wipe out humanity but leave everything else intact?
     
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    What's my time frame?
     
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    The best way to eliminate all the meat bags with minimal damage to infrastructure would probably be a biological weapon, like some sort of modified retrovirus. Super AIDS, if you will.
     
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    Engineer giant mutant owls, with shark teeth ,send out said owls in eggs decorated like cardburys chocolate easter eggs all over the world, when they hatch and grow exponentally they will hunt human for fun, and when no more humanity left the teeth will fall out and bodies shrink and then they will revert back to normal owls and nature can be happy
     
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    That's a terrible idea. There'd be way too many owls. I'm pretty sure that stupid species was set to go extinct at least 100 years ago, I have no idea why they're still around.
     
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    Not going to dignify this with a proper answer.

    but i will shit all over this thread.
     
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    Humans are a problem that will eventually take care of themselves, just like any other species, except maybe with more of a potential to go out in a stupid, lulzy way.
     
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    airborne virus somehow designed only to infect people
     
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    A couple of this should work

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    Are we talking save the animals too? or can they go?

    Btw,my plan is the other way around:

    Destroy all of nature,but leave people.
     
  19. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm writing a story and I need a plausible way to make humans disappear but leave everything else. And by everything I do mean everything. No radiation or diseases which can be transferred via animals.

    Yeah I was thinking of biological/chemical warfare but then I hit a snag: most governments probably have safety mechanisms to protect its members from that sort of thing. That's to say nothing of those "survivalists" who are constantly prepared for some sort of apocalypse.

    Still, maybe I could use that to my advantage.

    "Somehow." It's not impossible to create such a virus. Many diseases are transferred only within a species or subtype. That's how we got AIDS.

    Are these those nukes which release a minimal amount of radiation?
     
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    Virus designed for humans is the only way. Be creative and say it only wiped out all the mosomes (Women) leaving an all-gay world doomed to die off in 100 years. Or that no women can get pregnant Children of Men
     
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    Tailored virus. Have it so it only spreads through humans.

    In order for the plan to work WHO and CDC facilities must be compromised so as to prevent an effective response.
    China is already on it.
     
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    Gah Lak Tus is an immense (approx. 100,000 miles long) collective of city-sized robotic drones that invades other worlds using a combination of envoys and a flesh-eating virus to eliminate native biologicals. Following this process, Gal Lak Tus exhumes the thermal energy from the core of the dying planet. Gah Lak Tus considers all manner of organic life abhorrent, as such an instance when it made telepathically contacted by Professor X, regarding the experience as desecration.
    For millennia, the immense robotic entity called Gah Lak Tus has traveled the galaxies, destroying all life-bearing planets in its path. It bombards targeted worlds with psychic “fear” broadcasts and a flesh-eating virus, eradicating all life. It then breaks open the dying world to its core and sucks dry all its energy, leaving a permanently lifeless husk. Only the extraterrestrial Kree race learned of Gah Lak Tus's true nature and created the Eidolon Apparition "Vision" android to make contact with other worlds in Gah Lak Tus’s path to warn them in hopes they may evacuate in the face of extinction.

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    Gah Lak Tus can generate “fear rays” from space on psychic frequencies, rendering a targeted population permanently insane within hours. Gah Lak Tus’ modules can release flesh-eating viruses capable of devouring organic life on a planetary scale within hours; the modules can also penetrate a planet’s core and tap its thermal power, transferring it to Gah Lak Tus’ main body. The entity’s heralds are charismatic, silvery humanoids, who convince a significant proportion of a targeted population to accept their destruction.
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  28. Baya Rae 4900

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    OKAY. Need to know how it'll work. The specifics. Imma take the Pandemic 2 route. Bacteria, virus or parasite?

    HOLY SHIT, JUST GOT A BRILLIANT IDEA. How about it's initially a bacteria which was supposed to be killed off with a virus but the two merged into a SUPER DISEASE. That's retarded enough to work for science-fiction, TBH.
     
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    Ultimate Extinction was fucking boring.