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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Baya Rae 4900, Mar 16, 2012.
How would you wipe out humanity but leave everything else intact?
What's my time frame?
That is my pursuit of happiness.
The best way to eliminate all the meat bags with minimal damage to infrastructure would probably be a biological weapon, like some sort of modified retrovirus. Super AIDS, if you will.
Engineer giant mutant owls, with shark teeth ,send out said owls in eggs decorated like cardburys chocolate easter eggs all over the world, when they hatch and grow exponentally they will hunt human for fun, and when no more humanity left the teeth will fall out and bodies shrink and then they will revert back to normal owls and nature can be happy
That's a terrible idea. There'd be way too many owls. I'm pretty sure that stupid species was set to go extinct at least 100 years ago, I have no idea why they're still around.
hush yo mouth
Not going to dignify this with a proper answer.
but i will shit all over this thread.
Humans are a problem that will eventually take care of themselves, just like any other species, except maybe with more of a potential to go out in a stupid, lulzy way.
airborne virus somehow designed only to infect people
A couple of this should work
Two decades and around a billion dollars worth of riches.
The Screwfly Solution.
Are we talking save the animals too? or can they go?
Btw,my plan is the other way around:
Destroy all of nature,but leave people.
I'm writing a story and I need a plausible way to make humans disappear but leave everything else. And by everything I do mean everything. No radiation or diseases which can be transferred via animals.
Yeah I was thinking of biological/chemical warfare but then I hit a snag: most governments probably have safety mechanisms to protect its members from that sort of thing. That's to say nothing of those "survivalists" who are constantly prepared for some sort of apocalypse.
Still, maybe I could use that to my advantage.
"Somehow." It's not impossible to create such a virus. Many diseases are transferred only within a species or subtype. That's how we got AIDS.
Are these those nukes which release a minimal amount of radiation?
Virus designed for humans is the only way. Be creative and say it only wiped out all the mosomes (Women) leaving an all-gay world doomed to die off in 100 years. Or that no women can get pregnant Children of Men
The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae
DO IT FAGGOT:
Tailored virus. Have it so it only spreads through humans.
In order for the plan to work WHO and CDC facilities must be compromised so as to prevent an effective response.
China is already on it.
Bombing each other till the planet explote
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Unknown, possibly unlimited.
OKAY. Need to know how it'll work. The specifics. Imma take the Pandemic 2 route. Bacteria, virus or parasite?
HOLY SHIT, JUST GOT A BRILLIANT IDEA. How about it's initially a bacteria which was supposed to be killed off with a virus but the two merged into a SUPER DISEASE. That's retarded enough to work for science-fiction, TBH.
Ultimate Extinction was fucking boring.