need ideas for merch

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by zaiger, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. zaiger

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    We need ideas. I know some of you are going to be like "Oh yeah I see you guys going to the same way as ED.com!", to those people I say fuck you, donate money to us and we won't have to come up with ways to make money to pay for this gay site that you use every day.

    Anyways...

    We get tons of emails from people asking where they can buy ED-related swag. We are going to fill those requests but we just need some help in deciding what to make. We are going to be selling merch at a table at ROFLcon and we will also be opening an online store. This will hopefully put a dent in the bill for our servers and shit.

    We were thinking, besides the obvious ED logo stuff, of making nasty shit like scat shirts, tubgirl buttons and mugs with big ol' cocks on them. Maybe some funny meme stuff too.

    What ideas can you guys come up with?
     
  2. Moscow

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    How about an ED flag? though in I'm honest I can't see too many tubgirl buttons going
     
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    Or some ED branded rubber johnnies?
     
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    [​IMG]I could totally go for some ED branded cock warmers.
     
  5. Rape Train

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    KNOW YOUR CONSUMER BASE. We're all recreational drug users or hipster fags.
    That means the things that would sell best are:
    ED tophat and monocle
    and
    ED endorsed drugs.

    You could probably sell each top hat for $2000 and just stuff them with various drugs (obviously depending on the size of the hat and the mass/value of the drugs). Like a combo package.
     
  6. darren

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    Tote bags and hipsters do go well together.
     
  7. Moscow

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    ED brand anal lube and rohypnol gift packs?
    I'd buy one., it's certainly the best idea yet.
     
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    Do-It-Yourself Faggot an hero kits.
     
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    vox dramatica award pins? to be handed out to ED's most loved members
     
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    ED branded bongs.
     
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    8balls of cocaine. also, a low-key black tshirt would be nice, something simple with an ED brand in the corner. also a skull cap in the same style. and mail order.
     
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    It's a REALLY shitty drawing but it's a skullcap with Desu eyes sewn on. So you can pull it over your face.
     
  14. zaiger

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    We aren't really going to make tubgirl buttons. Probably just ED branded stuff and maybe some stuff with cocks on them.
     
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    all i do is make horrible art. youve seen it.

    use whatever you want free of charge or let me know what you want done.

    i think this on a shirt could do well. people actually ordered them but i never made a transaction because i broke my leg the next day.

    i need to do that. but you are welcome to jack the graphic and use it.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I've wanted a line of "conversation starter" shirts that I can use while trolling irl. Such as
    "If I'm this rude, I must be carrying a gun"
    "You're a fucking moron, yes, I sincerely mean you"
    "Before we even start our discussion, you're a fucking idiot"
    "You're a filthy sub-human coward from a race of cowards"
    "If you even own a copy of modern warfare, you're a fucking faggot"

    I feel humanity needs these shirts for harmonious purposes.
     
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    What I love about our userbase is that this WOULD be worn into a public school.
     
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    Kittens collage T-shirts

    hellokittens.
     
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    FUCKING FINALLY !

    Although i don't know if gross out shit is a good idea.
    I would not buy something i would not want to wear in public.

    Also, T-shirt that says:

    "Friday is Flood day."
     
  20. CallMeMaggot

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    who wouldn't wear that in public?

    Classy as fuck
     
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    LOLDONGS t-shirts must come back
    [​IMG]
     
  22. Moscow

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    how about a series of user themed shirts? like one with a badly ms painted worm on for twostar or a commie insignia for me, or a huge aids infested cock for oddguy. something like that
     
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    :squid:?
     
  24. Lucky

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    Please make an entire line of Khanzer-themed products.
     
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    like this?

    (in fact, this one is pretty lulzy)
     
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    I support this idea
     
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    ED themed hats and hoodies. I would buy those.
     
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    an ae encyclepedia :O
     
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    A ED banner based on the Nazi wall banners .
     
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    I think we need to put my EDF calender idea into reality.
    Collect all horrible nudes posted so far on the forum... and just... vomit.