Need help with hypothetical superweapon.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    I need to know something which I can put in water/food that also causes or contributes to infertility.
     
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    uh though this is fairly Sci-Fi i'd say your best bet is Modified GM foods.
    or low dose of radiation over a long period of time.
     
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    sorry Harpoons me mate but your gonna need a lot more facepalm images.
     
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    This isn't a superweapon, you need something like a huge space born laser.
     
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    i'm going to ask this.
    Why do you want to know this? been playing Mass Effect and want to know if Genophage is more than Sci-Fi bullshit?
    or are you planning on killing off the entire human race?
     
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    The third one
     
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    fuck i must be tired, because i swear i didn't write a third one.
     
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    This...lots and lots of radiation like in that Erin Brockovich movie.
     
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    Nano bots programmed to destroy genital tissue. You could theoretical designate your targets by race by making use of genetic markers. Also with this you can extort people out of money for "the cure", thus you can take said money and make more nano bots.
     
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    Now all you have to do is invent nanobots!
     
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    Harpoons, why you hatin', bro? Did I offend you in some way? Wait... that wasn't your mother/sister/daughter I fucked about a fortnight ago, was it?

    Do I look like I'm made of hypothetical money?

    From what you know about me, which is more likely?

    And produce them. And optimize them. And distribute them.
     
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    Maybe you should think about buying one of these, because that was just terrible.
     
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    Maybe you should stop caring about saving face and have a bit of fun?
     
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    Hypothetical money?

    Certainly yes.
     
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    After reading The Member Formerly Known As Baya's posts, I learned to appreciate his opinions.
     
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    Blenders, break the plastic off and shove it up a girls vagina, thats should cause or contribute to infertility. Or stick a guys balls in it.

    http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2009/01/Penis-Mixer.aspx
     
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    He said fort night mutha fucka got pwned
     
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    Yeah, I need something more subtle and less time consuming. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
     
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    Lots of Hypotheticals in this thread!
     
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    What do you mean less time consuming? A blender is like a hand held chainsaw! Just break off the plastic and turn it on "crush ice" mode.
     
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    But in comparison to, say, doping a city's water supply it's not such a time saver, you know?
     
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    Why not just kill everyone?
     
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    What the fuck does this have to do with water?
     
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    Human beings are quite irrational when put on the spot. If they knew they died, they'd launch their nukes. I can't allow that to happen. Hypothetically.