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  1. zaiger

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    Ok I am designing an advertisement that will go on ED for our friends at https://srsvps.com

    I have writer's block (web designer's block?)

    Does anyone have any ideas for a funny advertisement for a free speech/anon friendly vps/server company? It will be displayed on ED so there is no restrictions, probably no cocks though, it should be on-topic.
     
    #1 zaiger, Mar 17, 2012
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    Something like the banners, or moar like an ED themed video?
     
    #2 Bottom Feeder, Mar 17, 2012
  3. zaiger

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    a 650x80 banner.

    It's offshore hosting, anonymous sign-up, free speech friendly. Something that the people who use ED would be all about, I just need a good banner, but I have been sitting here staring at a blank photoshop file for like 3 hours.
     
    #3 zaiger, Mar 17, 2012
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    Maybe something like a G.I. shooting his way through 7 proxies only to face anonymous. G.I. kills anonymous, and then pulls his mask of scoobie doo style to reveal another proxy.

    I think I just wrote a TV commercial instead.
     
    #5 MrGask, Mar 17, 2012
  6. zaiger

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    I made this, wasn't getting into anything elaborate with animation. I like that one with Santorum too, I lol'd irl.
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    #6 zaiger, Mar 17, 2012
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    that could work.
     
    #7 $$Trooper, Mar 17, 2012
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    "SHUT UP!"
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    You should write plays and shit.
     
    #8 oddguy, Mar 17, 2012
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    I need to fart.
     
    #9 jack, Mar 17, 2012
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