Natural Selection 2017

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  1. Likeicare

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    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...ad-lovington-police-release-new-a7844896.html
     
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    That's fine, just a bit of natural selection in play. Not news.
    Edit: i didn't realize the title included the phrase natural selection bc retarded so instead of just deleting the comment I'm going to put this here and be as long winded about my mistake as I possibly can. I'm sitting on the toilet right now trying to pass the biggest fucking shit I have ever shat and have nothing else to do. So you are all punished because of that.
    Love u LIC. Loljk.
     
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    Are the darwin awards still a thing? If so she'd be a prime candidate indeed.
     
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    lol what a fuckwit
     
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    bathtubs and extension cords dont mix, true. How about kiwi tourists and jet exhaust?

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    And yet a new zealand tourist thought she was lucky, and instead ended up smeared onto a retaining wall.

    I feel sorry for the wall.
     
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    what a SHOCKING turn of events. *sheathes Kanata.
     
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    Back in my day this wouldn't happen, because we played outside. If we died, it was because we got hit by a car or kidnapped by a local pedo.
     
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    You gotta be a real retard to die like that. Even if you dropped a plugged in phone into the water it wouldn't do shit cuz the adapters run at like 5 volts.

    Incidentally I take my phone into the shower with me all the time and don't give a fuck cuz it's ip68 or whatever
     
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    Yeah i shower with my phone all the time and the worst thing that happens is water droplets press buttons on your screen and you accidentally post your dick on your snapchat story where your family can see it instead of directly to the person you were intending it to go to
     
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    Why do u homos take ur phones into the shower?

    My phone is a million years old.
     
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    Voltage doesn't kill, it's the current that does. She may have bypassed the breaker plug in the bathroom so she could of had theoretically up to 20 amps run through her since the water created enough of a draw, before causing circuit panel breaker to flip.
     
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    That's an old wife's tale. Voltage will kill you aplenty.
     
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    Goddamn you're dumb.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_shock
     
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    On average 30 volts and or 100 mA are enough to stop your heart. So ded.
     
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