NaokoElric2250; A true Femnazi in Denial

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  1. Zombie Neith

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    Of course. Because you can have identical text on 2 different mediums but one can still somehow be "better than the other".

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  2. WeirdWeirdo

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    Another reason Nacko is wrong and electronic reading devices are useful:

    kindle.
     
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    Secret porn. Genius!
    Although it looks more fun to look at it brazenly.
     
  4. FacePalmVeteran

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    lol the second guy is cute :U
    WAIT A MINUTE.
    That dick isn't censored. WTF.
    Japanese porn is censored..has been for a while and, I forget the reason, but Japan didn't feel the need to lift the censor law.
     
  5. AteTheCat

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    by censor don't they mean put a two pixel line over the top of the dick
     
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    Or at the base of the head, for some reason...
     
  7. FacePalmVeteran

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    Yes :U lmao
    Them sneaky japanese
    Sometimes they pixelate the whole dick but it's like..in the shape of the dick :U
     
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    Sometimes not even THAT. they just draw the whole dick with one line and it looks like some sort of vague dildo...

    It's like staring into a white void...
     
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    More weird is when they just edit it out altogether and there's just some weird void and I don't mean when they're trying to show some internal stuff.
     
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    http://www.japanprobe.com/2006/01/31/why-is-japanese-porn-censored/
    No Japanese politician wants to be the first to say "I don't want pixelated dicks in my gay tentacle rape AMV" so they never bothered to change it. Also:
     
  11. FacePalmVeteran

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    Who the living hell cares if it's creative?
    IT'S PORN.
    Personally I like the close-ups.
    (so long as the chick is shaved clean)
     
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    That's why I really can't look at asian (real?) porn, Most of the times girls are not shaved. Eww

    Also the weirdest japanese censor for me will always be the one about men nipples. They never draw them, it creeps me the fuck out
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    Is it actually a censor? I thought it was just because they preferred not to draw them.
     
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    It's actually a censor. Men nipples are seen as nudity. I don't know if it's as much as women nipples but whatever who the fuck would rationally think they'd look better without nipples, it's unhuman
     
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    Now I really hope scotland separates from the union so England can fucking nuke it with Naoko
     
  16. FacePalmVeteran

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    To be fair, I don't draw man nips either. To me it looks weird lul
    I don't draw men with lips either because they end up looking like trannies :I
     
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    Lips are another thing. If you draw in a cartoony/semplified style, you have to eliminate superficial details and accentuate the most important ones. Otherwise it will look odd and awkward. Look at Preston, for example
     
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    Lips are important if you want to draw black people or Mick Jagger.

    Mick Jagger especially.

    Dude has huge dick-suckin' lips.
     
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    Yup, and you know what else is hilarious? There were people who advocated printing presses, when they were first invented, would destroy the idea of the book. Even back then there were elitists who thought, because they read books that were hand-written that they were better than others which greatly amuses me.
     
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    We all know Nacko would have been one of them.
    She also watches The Big Bang Theory because omg science. Thinking that liking TBT makes you clever is... really sad, actually.

    I wonder what she thinks of Free!, being the first real fanservice anime for chicks.
     
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    Big Bang Theory?

    Oh you mean xkcd, the TV show
     
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    I honestly hate it when people watch shows like that or even mythbusters, they think they "love" science and all the details.
     
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    Pff, TBBT is a dumb show about nerds doing awkard things. You got to watch Bill Nye the science guy, that's a smart show
     
  24. FacePalmVeteran

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    It's a comedy about nerds. They only sometimes even spout sciency stuff but mostly fandom warble. lol you're not 'smart' for liking TBBT looool
    You could increase your intellect by watching NatGeo or History or someshit though.
    But no...because history and Nature contain too many waif like females doing and acting exactly as they were designed and evolved to do.

    Speaking TBBT, I love that she assumes Amy must be an asexual because she's so smart and having her be in the majority (you know..female and heterosexual) 'ruins' her.

    Bernadette is pretty smart but clearly she is and was hetero from the start..unlike Amy who like..totes obvs started asexual but she's liek totes obvs ruined. End of.
     
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    Oh my god are we talking about TBBT now? I have SO much pent up hate for that goddamn show.

    The story is like this. I used to be a manager at Gamestop and eventually they started showing clips of that show on 'Gamestop TV'. Yes, it seems obvious I'd get sick of it real fast, but that's not even why I hate it. But none the less, the clips never seemed that funny, it was just so generic. Bottled humor to go with that canned laughter. But all my employees insisted it was HILARIOUS and AMAZING so I gave it a better chance by watching a couple full episodes and... yeah, same conclusion. Although their laugh track went NUTS and I thought that was kinda funny in a stupid way.

    So fast forward a while later I'm working at a different game retailer and this guy is trying to tell me how funny TBBT is and I'm trying to say I just don't find it funny, and he goes 'Yeah well I just find it funny because I'm such a nerd, you know?' and I just... I just lost it. I snapped. And the reason I snapped is because I legitimately spent my life being ostracized for liking nerdy shit, I had no friends, I was beat up every day, ect. This guy, I know this guy. This guy is a total bro. The nerdiest thing he does is play COD on x-box. Being a nerd is trendy now and that show exploits it and people fall for it and I HATE IT.

    I remember one clip that came on in Gamestop, it was just two of those assholes in front of a TV with wiimotes, and someone coming in telling them to do something, and going 'It's important' and one of the assholes goes... 'Nothing is more important than Wii Bowling', and it's like AHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! WII BOWLING! NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN! I PLAY THAT GAME! AHAHAHAHA! NINTENDO!

    Ugh....
     
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  27. FacePalmVeteran

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    You know what really fires me up? Is when 'nurdslulz' wear those thick rimmed, non-presc. glasses and dress 'nerdy' but you can *still* tell they're actually jocks and cheerleaders or whatever the fuck. The same people who mock real nerds for wearing glasses, period. The same people who make fun of the chicks who wear their older sisters' hand me downs and make fun of the guys who prefer StarFire over McKinzee or Kaytlinn. (lmao those stupid ass 'trendy' names these days)

    I'd pay cold hard cash to see that shit, even though we know who'd win..it'd be fun to watch Queenie tear her to shreds and reduce Naoko to a dribbling, incoherent mess of butthurt and denial.
     
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    This needs to happen. I'd sacrifice a baby to see the cat fight.
     
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    There was this video I found a while ago that perfectly explained why the 'trendy nerd' thing really pisses me off, and the bottom line was that in a way it's belittling of a traumatic experience. People who went through school being isolated and often attacked both verbally and physically for being a 'nerd' often came out of it wearing that 'nerd' label as a badge of honor for what they survived. And now people are pasting that same badge on themselves even though they experienced nothing of the sort.
     
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    Right. It's harder to be a nerd than a cheerleader or whatever.
    There are many problems nerds go through which often makes them a 'nerd' or a social outcast. If you like certain things, if you're overweight, if you're underweight, if your clothes aren't stylish, if you have acne, if you WEAR GLASSES, if you gotta WEAR HAND ME DOWNS, if you like Dr.Who or YuGiOh, if you're gay (Or at least when I was a kid being gay wasn't cool or trendy)
    But 'nerds' and outcasts survive the brutality of HS 'cool kids' and make very good, genuine friends and have genuine fun (not going out to parties and getting shit faced because it's the cool thing to do) and you get a good job and it *is* a badge.
    Then come the assholes who tormented you and made HS a living hell and they rip the badge from you (because you're a poser in your genuine hand-me-downs and thick $20 glasses and your King of Convenience CDs) and parade around their own paper-badges pinned to their Hollister dad-style plaid shirts and Abercrombie torn leggings and Lucca hiking boots and Spencers non-pres. glasses and Buckle beanie-hats and Vanity floral print grannie-bags and they ride around in their mustangs Daddy bought listening to Nikki Minaj.
    But yeah. Sorry for the rant. Been there, seen that.
    Worse is when they start to invade nerd stomping grounds. Or when I can't buy LoTR stuff because they wanna buy it just to have it.

    But back on the point, somebody should bring those stamps and/or that user to her attention. I'd do it but, SURPRISE! I'm blocked .
    I'd msg her on an alt but she's not worth risking being banned.