NaokoElric2250; A true Femnazi in Denial

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  1. WeirdWeirdo

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    God, she feels so superior knowing that GoT is based on a book series. She just won't shut up about it.
    http://comments.deviantart.com/1/408735805/3272466681 Here she comments on a picture that she apparently likes, only to add that it better be based on the book version of A Song of Ice And Fire and not the TV series. Does it even make a difference? She's just showing off. Because Nacko is the only one who knows about the books and everyone else is an uneducated swine.

    Well, they ARE stupid. If you can't come up with any sensible arguments for you don't like something then YOU are the problem.
     
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    Roffle, when Matt goes "Just tell them yourself". Sounds like he's gotten tired of white knighting her before.

    Also the article outline is looking good. I don't generally write in actual ED articles because I'm not very good at it, but I'll try help out if I can.

    That 'yeah fuck you grandma!'gets me every time.
     
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    Gotta love how gallantly he comes to her rescue.
    True love knows no limits.

    Her grasp of grammar is so piss-poor. Even a dyslexic posts more grammatically coherent sentences.
    I suggest that she go and get a spellchecker. Chrome should have it pre-installed, right?
     
  4. FacePalmVeteran

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    While I was compiling a handy list of her beliefs somebody, Cobalt or VSX, tackled the section on her beliefs so it's a little wonky now.
    It's a mixture of a long satirical list and a few satirical biblically written topics.
    While I think the biblically satirical list is good, the long list is handy and covers basically everything.
    What do?
     
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    Okay I see what you're saying. Personally I think the satirical ones that are funny and accurate should definitely be kept. The ones that have citations to back them up should also definitely stay. Some of the random miscellaneous beliefs that aren't as funny (even if they're obviously dumb) could maybe be cut. So basically I'd say favor the satire over having every little thing included.

    If you want I can preen which ones I personally think could go.
     
  6. FacePalmVeteran

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    Alright. For the record, they're all cited but the citation isn't next to every single post. They're..group cited? I guess you could say?
     
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    Oh I see. Okay, well here's the ones I removed/altered; I also moved most of the citations to other points that also fit.

    # Pregnancy is the natural, healthy result of sex. If you are trying to conceive and you do not, go see your clinician as something is seriously wrong with you.
    # The only way you can be r*aped after having been r*aped or having had sex is if you do not consent to your rapist.
    # You are only a true lesbian if you do not have sex, because. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica...e-femnazi-in-denial.14191/page-3#post-452011] (This one I mostly combined with another one)

    # A mans balls do not 'drop' when he reaches sexual maturity. They are pendulous since birth.
    # Men must masturbate to prevent build-up. There is no natural process, wet dreams for example, to allow men to rid unusable spermatozoa
    (These two, while pretty stupid, just didn't seem to flow with the rest of them as well, but if someone wants to keep them I wouldn't blame you)

    # If you are a woman who enjoys sex, then you are not intelligent as sex rots the brain.
    # Women do not have a sexuality as women do not lust after and want to submit to men.
    # By having sex, you are stating that you are ready to and want to become pregnant. Recreational and bonding sex is just a concept made-up by slutty non-virgins and baby-killing misandrists.
    (These are all just a little redundant)

    # You do not own your body if you are a woman who has had sex. Your body belongs to the man who had sex with and he assumes all control over it. All. Control. (This one I combined with another one, including the citation)
    # Women can abuse and r*ape men and it's misandrist for a women to gain custody of children in a divorce. (Not as funny/over the top. Also it seems to be a contradiction of a previous point so who knows which one she really thinks?)
    # Having and enjoying sex is a primitive desire that will enslave you. [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica...-femnazi-in-denial.14191/page-20#post-456029]
    # The only reason a woman would want sex is because they are trapped in a cycle and are just filling a void as women do not feel sexual pleasure because what women think is sexual pleasure is just the placebo effect. (Also combined with the other one about vagina placebo)

    Let me know if the new list seems cleaner.
     
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    any woman that opposes sex was obviously fucked a bit too hard by uncle george in their childhood
     
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    @WhiteOmega @endsenten you guys had her dox. Could you help me out with that part of the article a bit?
    @FlamingTofuSquare I think you said you read some of her stories? If so, could I get your impressions?
     
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    That is one FINE looking article. You guys did a great job!
     
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    From the information from Lou 500's post, I just started to search Jade Veronica Bridget, Scotland and Gasglow; soon enough I found her facebook via her picture on her facebook. I believe I used the UK online phone book. Once I had her last name, I found the grandmothers' funeral page. I think Endsenten found her mom. It only took me literally 15 minutes to find it. I'm not joking....It's the first time I've EVER Doxed anyone before...probably won't do it again.
     
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    Gonna read Jade's fanfiction, the first one. A straight up adaptation with female characters. How creative.
     
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    I just found her FFN profile and linked it way back. I didn't actually read any of that shit, and I don't plan to.
     
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    Well I couldn't get past the first damn chapter. It has EXACTLY the same plot as the original manga except genderbent. Nothing original, it was lifted almost word for word. If you'll excuse I'll be off to find some real literature. :I
     
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    So like... female Edward doesn't go through ANY gender-specific trials what so ever? Like maybe having the military not take HER seriously? Or with female Alphonse feeling too masculine in a suit of body armor all the time?

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT THEN?!

    Edit: Have you guys seen this list of 'stereotypes' about her she wrote? LOL

     
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    Who?
     
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    That meme is old as balls
     
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    That's the name she used on DA:

    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/thumb/3/35/NaokoElric.jpg/751px-NaokoElric.jpg

    I have no idea what a 'saints' name is or a holy communion, (I'm not Catholic) but apparently she picked that name. I'm guessing her dad's name is Scott Greer from the Grandma's death webpage.
     
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    Part of the deal is they all have patron saints (in addition to Mary, who is everyone's) that are supposed to speak to God on their behalf. I had thought it was chosen at the time of Baptism though. Holy Communion is the equivalent of Christian Baptism, in that is a public declaration/affirmation of devotion to that faith.
    Or at least that's what I remember from boning a Catholic chic years ago.
     
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    Ah, thanks. Maybe her family was converted? Perhaps that's why she picked it, instead of someone choosing it for her.
     
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    It is equally as likely I am miss-remembering things. I haven't seen that girl in at least 5 years.
     
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    Regarding how some of the points on the list contradicted: I bothered to include them to sorta illustrate that even she doesn't fucking know what she's talking about lol and hoped that would show through in the list but I suppose most people wouldn't get that anyway.
    PLUS! If they decided to click the citation, they can read the omitted stuff themselves.
    So all in all, I'm fore the edits made to my wee contribution.

    @WhiteOmega got them detective skillz. You say that now..but wait. :I I thought Angelic-Catalyst would be the last person I doxed but nopity nope. I doxed a wee bit with Jade but only got as far as that page you'd have to pay (in euros) to use in order to see streets address and such. I wasn't sure I wanted to go that far anyway as I'm not sure what actually constitutes as stalking (even if the info can be obtained on a public site) Especially after all of the Doxing I did with Angelic-Catalyst.

    @hammy
    I read a little and so couldn't be bothered to actually read through a whole fiction or chapter. It's just so godawfully droll. So I'm not surprised it's basically plagiarized but with gender swapped characters. Any way we could find something from the manga and match it to her fiction? If it's really as close as you say, it may make for a good addition to the article..show just how truly uncreative and incapable she is.

    Who the hell even believes those stereotypes. It's like she just shits up ideas and fools herself into believing they're all factual :I
    I know Scotland and the States are different but damn..they're not fucking different planets. She makes it sound like Scotland is as backwards as the middle east. (the shitty parts anyway)
     
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    Can you muthafuckin muthafuckas help me with the muthafuckin article?
    At lest put some stupid shit she said in the quotes section? I don't want to actually read anything she said.
     
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    Yeah well I actually had the manga open while reading the fiction. There were some differences because of translation conventions, but yes. word for fucking word.

    @oddguy
    making an account just for you
     
  27. FacePalmVeteran

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    Lmao so she's threw a fit, basically, because I said FMA was written horribly since she basically typed that shit word for word.
    Like I said to her before...go write something ORIGINAL then get back to me. I knew her shit was..well shit..but the fact she rips off manga and still her fanfictions are shit..that's just sad.

    @oddguy
    ALready read every one of her posts and extracted shit for the article. But, if I come up with something, I'll be sure to tack it on.
    The whole article is basically "This bitch thinks she's a feminist but is basically just batshit insane and is probably more misogynistic than than the men feminists are fighting against."
    So ..we could add caps of her bizarre statements but other than that, it's pretty much covered.
     
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    Okay guys, SOMEWHERE there is a part in this thread where she accidentally called herself a filthy slut due to sucking at grammar and I want to find it and add it in the quotes out of context but I can't. :<
     
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    IIRC it is the 30s pages, @flamingtofusqaure calls her on it and they argue back and forth for a bit.
     
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    I wish I could remember. I went through each of her posts..then again maybe that's why I don't remember.


    Also, apparently this chick is saving money for a lawyer to have her page removed from EDF. Seeing as how I'm the founder, main editor and have been the one up her ass for the past two years, should I worry :I