NaokoElric2250; A true Femnazi in Denial

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  1. FacePalmVeteran

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    Hell, I'm 21 and I regret not hopping on more dicks.
    However, that's not to say I'm unhappy. Just probably would have been fun to boink a few different guys.

    Think about it, Matt, if you stay with Jade, you will never have sex. Ever.
    All of the orgasms you will ever have will be from wet dreams (did she says those were okay?) and by the time you wake up, the best of it will be over. Maybe even by hours.
    If you're holding out in hopes she'll give in, you gotta remember that it's not just her sick views that are keeping her from having sex, it's her sexuality. If she truly is asexual while holding these views, she'll never give in. Asexuals do have sex but those ones don't think the same way Jade does.
    That's like dating a lesbian in hopes she'll one day, out of the blue, crave some dickings.
    You can do the same thing you're doing now just by being her friend. You can be Jades friend and fix her and still be able to get some action.
     
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    @Baconmoose please do a dramatic reading of this one too.
     
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    Congratulations @GuessWho !
    You're on the front page!

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    Isn't this the second time?
     
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    Wanna fuck?

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    Oh bby
    Press yourself against the screen, I'm already doing it ;)
     
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    Well, I am using my dick as a measuring stick so I am those 15 inches from the screen :D
     
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    A bunch of reviewers at FF.net mean nothing. You could find a story about twilight sparkle falling in love with ET written in 1337 speak and someone will still give it a good review



    If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."
    —Taj El-Din Hilaly


    How does a girl jilling off or kissing a guy spread disease? I can only imagine catching a cold at worst.

    Isn’t like not getting some sort of sexual release also damaging for a woman? Last I heard if she doesn’t get off for a long time something in her pelvis stuffs up. Someone correct me if I’m wrong
    I could go on but most of what I have to say has been said by others. I don’t know if there’s any point in repeating it, there doesn’t seem to be much getting through to you.
    Eventually though something’s going to turn you on. Though I doubt at this rate it’s going to be anything vanilla.

    Maybe it’s better you don’t think otherwise. You might turn out to be another Humon or worse
    EDIT: need to lern2quote
     
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    You dumb shit.
    http://web.archive.org/web/20120416024242/http://www.fanfiction.net/r/3934572/
    That is the reviews for Peter Chimaera's Quarterlife halfway to destruction.
    They are mostly positive albeit sarcastically so.
    You can read the entire story here:
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Peter_Chimaera
    Or see a beautiful re-enactment here:
     
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    As a woman I've never heard that before. If it's true though Naoko and Nuns everywhere must be suffering with it.
     
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    I think the best thing is not to take the risk.
     
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    So 30 years old men don't like young girls? Sounds kinda weird to me
     
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    For fucking they are great. Girlfriends not so much.
     
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    Back in the old days, people came up with this "female hysteria" thing which needed to be treated by doctors masturbating their patients. Apparently women became hysteric if they didn't get off often enough.
    Google that shit. For real.
    The researchers back in those days would have loved to have had Necko around.
     
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    The penis is vital to every aspect of human existence.
     
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    I want to know where this rampant "virgin-shaming" she keeps talking about is occurring. Maybe it's because I grew up in the Bible Belt, where slut-shaming is totally the norm, and they bring in motivational speakers to high schools to give you the "you'll get pregnant and die and nobody respects you, please line up for your scarlet letters" routine. I don't recall people being singled out and taunted for being virgins. (Being naiive about sex, maybe, but not for being a virgin.)

    I worked with a guy who was still a virgin at 24 (and may still be one as he's pushing 30. I haven't seen him in five years, but knowing his personality it's a distinct possibility.) Sure, we talked about it, sometimes made jokes, but did we judge him as a lesser person because he was a virgin? No. Did we poke fun at him and make comments to him? No. Why? Because he was a nice guy and there was no reason to want to be a dick to him. It was also understandable that he was a virgin because he came from a fairly religious family, and they were all a little weird and isolated (hanging out with only family, just sat around in a dark house watching TV for fun most days - he liked hanging out with us because we would actually go places and have conversations.) He didn't lord his virginity over us as some mark of superior moral character, and we paid him the same courtesy. We were all big enough boys and girls to understand that it takes all kinds to make the world turn.
     
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    I agree Tofu...I'm 27 and still a virgin. However, it's rather the norm where I live, but most people get married REALLY young here...like right out of high school young.
     
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    I'm reasonably certain that no sane mind can answer that. Were we to ask her of the origin of this lunacy, I think the best way to phrase it would be "Did it hurt when you pulled that out of your ass?"
     
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    One of her tits appears to be broken.
     
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    Well, I better find her and help her raep-air it.
     
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    Omg you guis
    I didn't notice that though and I can't see a reason why it would look like that.

    I know that it's supposedly embarrassing for men to not have had sex because sex=man and all of that sexist idiocy, but I've never seen guys shame other guys, just kinda poke innocent fun and be all "lol we're gonna get you laid, dude, don't worry."
    As for the people who you could look at and tell, it's expected so nobody cared.
     
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    This exactly. People only poke fun, and usually only with friends. If a person were to ever seriously think a person is wrong for being a virgin, they're a douche anyway and everyone probably already hates them.