Name my hamster

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    So, how's about you fellas and ladies think up some good names for my new hamster? My favorite wins the prize of 1 internet, IMG_20120226_195500.
     
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    Call him "Awwwwww" because that's what everybody will be saying when they see him.
     
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    People will call you "Awwwwwwww" when they see his hamster? USI much?
     
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    has he any cage partner?
     
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    "Up my anus." That way whenever you're not forever alone some time you can say "this is my hamster 'Up my anus.'" Juvenile, yes, but it's sure to get you attention.
     
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    That way, it's also a homage to your mother.
     
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    call him "ladies and gentlemen." That way you can say "this is my hamster ladies and gentlemen."
     
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    Given we're talking about @Moscow , if you apply your logic, then you'd best be naming the hamster "please let me suck your dick while rubbing a slightly warm wedge of Camembert on your freshly shaved scrotum"
     
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    Richard Gere or Lemiwinks, the only acceptable names for rodents.

    Unless they are rats, then you got all kind of names to choose from.
     
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    That is totally inappropriate! Camembert is disgusting, use Gorgonzola instead.
     
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    What is the hamster's gender?
     
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    You can't really tell unless you submerge them underwater for like 40 sec, then their genitals will come out.
     
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