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Discussion in 'News' started by Squall741, May 11, 2012.
This is precisely why I never buy 2nd hand unicycles.
Like a boss.
Where does his dick go?
Who builds an amusement park next to a port?
Nobody. That's why they built it next to a marina.
Why did they build it next to a marina?
Just fornicate with America already.
Maybe I will.
Maybe the amusement park was there first, and the marina came later.
Hopefully there's a recessed area in the seat. Otherwise he's sitting on his balls and cock, and that's just fucking painful.
I talked to the guy (he was wearing clothes at the time). I started talking to him about how clothes were an invention of ancient Jews and how it was used to oppress our spirits. Ungod bless him.
You should wear a condom, though. getting sediment in the foreskin you may or may not have would probably be painful.
Or get circumcised like civilised men. No worries about infection etc.
You unsnipped primitive.
Believe it or not, I was born with no foreskin!
I don't believe you.
You fucking lying cunt.
Your is an extension of your polluted dark soul, and is tainted with the black ink of death.
Circumcision is a barbaric practice that makes sex less pleasurable for both involved parties. The whole hygiene thing is a non sequitur if you're not a filthy asshole who actually showers regularly.
Why is there not a famous Unicyclist trope as a part of a regulary US carnival he could join? Is it because they'd charge all the men with molestation of children just because children will only see them, never touch them?
Yes there are cases of men being charged as pedophiles just because a child saw them naked accidentally. I, as the internet's top pedo, have to know this tatic of my enemies.
Really, for distracting drivers? Anyone who is distracted by one naked unicyclist is a faggot. That man was a badass, and thanks to our shitty society he is now treated as a criminal and potential pedo.
Why do we need clothes anyways? I think the world would be a better place if everyone just went everywhere naked. At least in the summer.