Naked Unicyclist, Charged For Distracting Drivers

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    This is precisely why I never buy 2nd hand unicycles.
     
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    Where does his dick go?
     
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    Who builds an amusement park next to a port?
     
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    Nobody. That's why they built it next to a marina.
     
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    Why did they build it next to a marina?
     
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    Maybe the amusement park was there first, and the marina came later.


    Hopefully there's a recessed area in the seat. Otherwise he's sitting on his balls and cock, and that's just fucking painful.
     
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    I talked to the guy (he was wearing clothes at the time). I started talking to him about how clothes were an invention of ancient Jews and how it was used to oppress our spirits. Ungod bless him.
     
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    You should wear a condom, though. getting sediment in the foreskin you may or may not have would probably be painful.
     
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    Or get circumcised like civilised men. No worries about infection etc.

    You unsnipped primitive.
     
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    Believe it or not, I was born with no foreskin!
     
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    You fucking lying cunt.

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    Circumcision is a barbaric practice that makes sex less pleasurable for both involved parties. The whole hygiene thing is a non sequitur if you're not a filthy asshole who actually showers regularly.
     
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    Why is there not a famous Unicyclist trope as a part of a regulary US carnival he could join? Is it because they'd charge all the men with molestation of children just because children will only see them, never touch them?
     
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    say WuuuuuuuuuuuuuuT?
     
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    Yes there are cases of men being charged as pedophiles just because a child saw them naked accidentally. I, as the internet's top pedo, have to know this tatic of my enemies.
     
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    Really, for distracting drivers? Anyone who is distracted by one naked unicyclist is a faggot. That man was a badass, and thanks to our shitty society he is now treated as a criminal and potential pedo.
    Why do we need clothes anyways? I think the world would be a better place if everyone just went everywhere naked. At least in the summer.
     
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