Naked, Methed-up, Mexican Seeks Job, Settles for Wrestling Match

Discussion in 'News' started by molb*, Mar 2, 2012.

  1. molb*

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    Officer failed that Judo flip. Other officer got her hair pulled. Then they both had to be saved by a bystander eating a double-cheese burger = Low standards in police training.

    They shouldn't even have approached him without caution, and a nightstick. He was obviously high on some serious shit. You don't need a random welder to tell you that. I hope they were both put on some kind of probation for the incident.
     
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    how does it take 3 people to disable one drugged up guy? fail
     
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    You forgot the hamburger. Hamburgers can be very dangerous in battle.

    Anytime you try a Judo flip on someone shorter than you, you will fail.

    Police in CA are a joke. One is better off going to the street gangs for protection.
     
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    This is not good for Ray Mysterios career as a professional wrestler.
     
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    Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a naked, incoherent Hispanic male coming your way. He says he wants a job and he's good with his hands. All you have is a blowtorch, a high school education and an uncertainty concerning your heterosexuality. What do you do? What do you do?
     
  9. molb*

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    That's what I was thinking.
     
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    Just for the record, I totally would have hired that guy.
     
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    Lol five needed to stop one naked and unarmed man.

    Also... Why was he naked?
     
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    How would he NOT do those things? he was high!
     
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    Depending on priors and immigration status, it will probably be bumped down to Public Intoxication.

    If he illegal or priors, they probably ship him back to Mexico or prison for 3 years or so.