MY WIFE SCUMHOOKS A FUCKING WHORE

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  1. jack

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    SCUMHOOK YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU"RE CHEATING ON ME>WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR YEARS NOW AND I HAVE ALWAYS PROVED FOR YOU SURE I DRINK TOO MUCH AND SLAP YOU AND FUCK THE WHORES IN THE TYPING POOL IN THE OFFICE BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE IT"S WHAT A HUSBAND DOES.
    BUT NOT ONLY THAT YOU"RE FUCKING A JEW!?!? I COULD TAKE FINDING OUT YOU WERE FUCKING JOE OR HELL EVEN FLU BUT FUCKING A JEW? AND ODDGUY? FUCK YOU YOU WHORE I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING,ODDGUY YOU BETTER GROW EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD MOTHER FUCKER.
     
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    Now that ElectricYiff is gone, you are the most retarded user on the forum.
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    fixed.......thats all i really have to input here, also, you're a spastic
     
  4. jack

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    Shut up jew.
     
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    WITTY!
    Did you come up with that in between sucking cocks and crying yourself to sleep?
     
  6. jack

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    No I came up with it when I was stealing your fucking gold and fucking your grandmother in the ass as she bitch and complain that you would never be a doctor.
     
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    My anus belongs to @Massgrav

    My penis belongs to @Ronny

    My soul was captured by @Die In A Fire , who keeps it in a jar under the sink next to a bottle of bleach

    @oddguy wants my Amex, but is refusing to trade for n00dz

    My heart's up for grabs.

    Jacko - you can have my appendix.
    Much like yourself, it serves no useful purpose. It also has a tendency to become infected and cause pain to those nearby.
     
  8. Likeicare

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    can i have something too, i don't really care if its useless................like your penis,.............. though apparently someones already got a claim on it
     
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    My penis is like the sword in the stone. @Ronny is the King Arthur of my junk (or more like the Lady of the Lake), and it's useless to all others.

    My right nut is available for short/medium term lease, with the option to buy.
     
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    can i purchase it for 1000 e-dubloons?
     
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    Done.

    You're the proud owner of one semi-descended testicle.
     
  12. jack

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    Can I have your eyes?
     
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    Bullshit.
    Your fat ass couldn't even get through the door, chubby.
     
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    Seeing that's the nicest post you've ever posted...


    No.
     
  15. jack

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    Lmao,oddguy I'm fucking like a 160 pounds dude ,what you're doing is like making fun of DINF for being too white.or a jew like you for being giving.
     
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    is that heavy or......
    <metricfag
     
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    haha fatty.
     
  19. jack

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    You broke my tiny black heart.
     
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    OK, you can have one eye for a week.

    If you look after it, we'll talk.
     
  21. jack

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    deal.
     
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    reported for weightphobia
     
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    Yeah just because I'm so fat when I tried to get on top of oddguys mom I crushed her and the family bed there is no reason for him to hold a grudge.I still paid the family the $2.50
     
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    I'm a fat bastard,trolling,death worshiping asshole who loves causing pain and destruction whereever he goes.

    I never said I would be funny when I did it.
     
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    AND THEN SUDDENLY
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    lool :D :D :D
     
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    Oh my god what the fuck is that? I've heard of people referring to pussy as an "axe wound" before but I've never actually seen one that lives up to the title. that is utterly gross.