My vacation

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Sugar Bombs, Jul 9, 2013.

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The Member Formerly Known As Baya and SB:

  1. Congratulations!

    22.2%
  2. That's awesome, many happy returns

    11.1%
  3. I'm a jealous faggot and can't be supportive of your love

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  4. Ew, Star Wars, really

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  5. Thumbs are chick magnets

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  6. Noice

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  7. I have a tiny wingwang

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  1. Sugar Bombs

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    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 and I got married.

    He proposed to me by saying, "I'll give you a knife and a 10-minute head start, babes." When he found me later and I was skinning an abbo to roast on a spit instead of crying under a tree, he knew I was the One.

    It was a beautiful Star Wars/2 Girls 1 Cup-themed wedding with all of our family, friends and parole officers in attendance. Our colors were brown and dark brown, with sparkling red cups as accents. While I dressed as Bib Fortuna and The Member Formerly Known As Baya was slave Leia, glitter rained down from the ceiling and made everyone's eyes itch. My cat was the ring-bearer, and later the main course. We were wed on Australia's beautiful beach coastline littered with Foster's cans and old rubbers, to the tune of 1,000 rugby fans starting a riot. Our reception was just up the road at a casino, where he attempted to sell me in order to pay off the debts he accumulated through gambling and trashing the buffets screaming, "The Member Formerly Known As Baya SMASH, The Member Formerly Known As Baya GOJIRRRAAAAA".

    We were just on our honeymoon in Perth at a Motel 6.

    Pic related, it's me and my bitch thumb and some guy he's just friends with
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    when did you get implants?
     
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    I collect the tears from everyone whom I've ever made cry, and had a doctor pump up my gazungas with them. It's a better alternative to getting pregnant, but I understand why you went that route. :D
     
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    I was hiding there, this was the mess known as the wedding:

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    that's temporary... they pretty much go back to normal size afterwards
     
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    Haha! Do me a favor and take this down:
    "I know I can't stop myself from bringing up tits since I get nervous and worry people will forget I have them, but the thread entitled My vacation is about The Member Formerly Known As Baya and Sugar having disturbing sexual escapades that will lead to a horde of thumblings consuming all organic matter on Earth. Thumb master race."
     
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    I'm skeptical. It was making sense until the part with the beach littered with rubbers, as everyone knows Australians don't use latex condoms, instead opting for condoms made of the pouch of a roadkill kangaroo, the texture of which is nothing like rubber.
     
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    You should have seen her face when she found out The Member Formerly Known As Baya actually lives in Texas
     
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    And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling internet detectives!
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    Another Internet fraud revealed.

    Now I can ignore the poll and not vote for the tiny wingwang option.
     
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    We are actually married, I just wanted to make it sound more romantic.
     
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    She didn't say "used latex condoms". they probably were used as balloons for the decoration, but nobody could be assed to to put air in them.

    Also, Aussies do it bareback. With all the shitty wildlife waiting to kill them down there, catching the hep is the least of their worries.
     
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    Oh, so I'm going to have to vote, then?

    Dammit.
    This is true. I jumped to condoms because rubbers is slang for condoms, but Aussies have a lot of weird slang, so it wouldn't surprise me that rubbers would refer to balloons over there.

    @MedicalParrot come educate me on Aussie slang and whether or not rubbers would be kangaroo condoms or balloons.
     
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    Pickles + Toast = Shit
     
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    Stop trying to lead me astray with porn, I'm a married woman.
     
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    CUCUMBERS ARE NOT PICKLES

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    I thought you might like them better :(
     
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    I will sacrifice you to @Brokentoaster :rage:
     
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    Pffffft

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    Rubbers are just condoms. Though when we celebrate Australia Day, we have giant orgies and use the preserved scalp of a Middle Eastern Muslim as protection--also to lulzily pass around STDs.
     
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    Thank you @endsenten, @scumhook, @Aroukar for wishing us well.
    I'll do my best to get the encroaching mass of carnivorous thumbspawn to spare your lives.

    As for everyone else, I understand and respect your opinions but you're mean and also dead to me.
     
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    I only wished you two well to curry favour with your foul offspring, and because anyone who is able to swallow The Member Formerly Known As Baya's girth inside their loins is truly worthy of respect (and reconstructive surgery).


    Also, penis <3
     
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    At least this thread had a happy ending. Except for @oddguy who is heartbroken and dead inside for the surprise marriage which it means a happy ending for the rest of us :D
     
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    So you guys come back together the same day, man that is True The Member Formerly Known As Baya love yo :hug:
    unless you are her sock