My thoughts on "artistic nudity".

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  1. oddguy

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    THIS IS THE FIRST IN A LINE OF "ODDGUY EDUCATES" ARTICLES.
    i will be spamming EDF with these.
    read them and learn.

    it's a soft porn gallery.
    that's it.
    that is all the "artistic nude" section of deviantart is.

    Honestly,just look at it.
    nothing but page after page of glamor shots.teenage girls who take a shot of their tits and put a black and white filter over them.a few of them will try to be "artistic" but when they do it's always the same thing. they take a pic of themselves naked holding a soup can and name it "soup can"... wow... what ? TOO DEEP FOR YOU ?!
    or sometimes it's just a picture of her pussy or ass with some cutesy bullshit name like "rear view" or "back door" or "junk in the trunk" or some other fucking euphemist.
    it's all an excuse for these underage ho's to post naked pic's of themselves on the internet without being called whores. and it works ! just read the comment section to any of these !
    it's always something like:
    "wow ! so deep !"
    "it's beautiful !"
    "i rly liek tha lighting !" (yeah,that's what you were just jerking off to,the lighting.)
    and there is always some guy who will just out and say it:
    "wow,you have rly nice tits !"
    but the "model" never gets angry at these guys,why would she ? i mean,that's all she really wanted,compliments about her ass.

    And those are just the ones that put effort into it !
    for every psudo artistic picture,there are three fat girl angle shots,and two dudes who took pictures of their dicks in front of the bathroom mirror with their cellphone camera.
    these people use DA as an imageshack for shitty home made porn.

    but the real question is: "is there really a need for an artistic nude section ?"
    no ! there is not ! what is it about something so specific that it needs it's own gallery ?
    imagine if everyone started taking pictures of themselves with tricycles and they opened an "artistic tricycle" gallery.
    so why do people take so many nudes of themselves and post them on DA ? well,first of all,all the reasons mentioned previously.the chance to practice some exhibitionism and receive praise rather then face consequences.
    some people might say that the reason is to keep the naked pictures in a separate part of the site so that kids wont look at them.bullshit.
    if that is true,why is there no "adults warning" when entering the section ? and why is DA already filled with a shitload of cartoon fetish porn ? bullshit.

    but there is another reason.it's because nudity is an overused trope. it's an overly obvious use of symbolism that doesn't really mean anything,but gives it's pretentious user the ability to seem deep and artistic without implementing any effort at all.all these butterflies,black and white pictures,lone trees standing in meadows and broken mirrors... so deep and symbolic !
    also it's gives guys the chance to ask their friend who they have a huge boner for to "pose" for an "artistic" pictures,and if the bitch falls for it he gets a free nudie shot of her,which is good,because otherwise he wound never a chance to see her naked.

    you wanna know why the "artistic nude" section REALLY stays open ?
    it's provides the admins with a steady stream of underaged porn.

    if you read this,you are now educated.
    your welcome.
     
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    Didn't read past this part because it's all that needs to be said
     
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    They should rename the 'Artistic Nude Section' into 'Camwhore Central'. I actually made a journal about cam whores and how they have no purpose on an art website, and actually had some fucker trying to explain 'If it makes you react, its art' bullshit, and the 'Who are you to deny them their artistic expression'. I explained its not art if its just a shitty cell phone camera shot of a girl wearing her kawaii new bra.

    tldr; A naked pic that's just thrown out there that took as much planning as blinking to execute will never be art.
     
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  8. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Uh sir, what do you expect?
    Might as well be Deviantslut
    Which is funny because it's full of sexually deviant camwhore's and sluts,
    The monikker DeviantTART on ED basicslly means Deviantslut.

    The only excuse to use Da is for hard core trolling, it's a pretentious shit pseudo social network and it used to just be an application skinning site originally, maybe it was an okay site, many many years ago, but the truth is, never good, never was, never will be.
    Oddguy i think it's worth cataloguing the porn of teenage nudes, CP is CP if throwing a filter over a shot of some 16 yog's junk makes it "art" and excluded from ghe law, then even the dumbest child porn peddler would take cover from legal persecution by tarting it up as "art"

    Hey, dox the illicit nudes of underage models and Deviantart may end up in hot water for hosting and allowing blatant child porn.
     
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    Well, sounds like a job for Anonymous to download pages of "artistic nudity" which is just 16 year old girls amateur pornography in disguise,
    Download the pics html and all, and catalogur it for reference, if Da management is anything like furaffinity with fagoneers DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING mentality to get out of trouble, then Anon needs to have copies of the evidence so the state will have a solid case!

    Just think! If DA gets charged with CP it will probably be shut down! Can you imagine it? No moar shit like fetish fanart weeaboo circle jerks, no moar amateur fetishists passing off their smut as art and no moar wannabe manga artists.
     
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    A pipe dream
     
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    Child porn is child porn, probably the strictest jurisdiction is Australia, the Australian government would not tolerate something like this, they will tear down any website hosted in australia by an australian that so much as utters the word "boong" once.
    They did their best to tske down ED too,
    Deviantart will probably be on the ACDMA blacklist.
    But seriously though, we should all research the laws on CP before alerting a member of congress to it.

    oddguy you are the resident Jew you're supposed to be naturally talented to be a lawyer that's how israel sued all the monkeys for their dates and banana's for flinging poo.
    You could find out allot most likely heheh.
     
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