My Spiritual Experience.

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by ChristianWarrior94, Aug 29, 2011.

  1. ChristianWarrior94

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    I should be dead right now, with hurricane Irene decimating everything around me. But my Lord and Saviour protected me. You may claim that there is no proof for God because He hasn't come down and shaken your girly hands, but to survive such utter destruction against all odds it truly a miracle.

    God Bless.
     
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    cool story, bro.
     
  3. rst8

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    im proud of you
    great job
    have fun and be safe
     
  4. TheForRealDeal

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    But you aren't
    There is no god
     
  5. ChristianWarrior94

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    Um God obviously wanted me to live because He was proud of my work so you're wrong.
     
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    God protected you from a storm that killed less than 00.01% of the population, huh? IT MUST BE A MIRACLE!
     
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    One time I was almost hit by a car but a mysterious force push me and save me, thanks my guardian angel <3
     
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    Use the Force, Luke.
     
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    I was reading the Dark Tower series of books and the numbers "19" (which is a extremely important part of the story) kept showing up everywhere in my everyday life. My laundry bags came back to me with the numbers "1909" my weight was 199 pounds, stuff like that.

    Also in the last book Stephen King puts the lyrics to Bad Company's song "Bad Company"
    "I was born, a six gun in my hand
    behind the gun, I'll make my final stand
    that's why they call me Bad Company, I can't deny
    Bad, Bad Company till the day I die"

    I turn on the radio, and on KROQ Five Finger Death Punch did a cover of it. I was in a car, about to get out to take a long train ride and the original song was playing.
     
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    stephen king?awesome graphic novel anyway
     
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    A couple years ago, a great flood wrecked havoc in my area, killing 9 people, and I survived.

    That same year, I spun out over a small patch of black ice, almost hitting a car, in the process, but I lived.

    Last year, I had several occurrences, where I had to drive through ice-covered roads, at night, for my job, where I could've easily lost control and hit oncoming traffic or run down a river bank, into the freezing river.

    Are you saying that God wanted me to live because he's proud of my atheism and it's not a coincidence?

    I can give out more examples, if you want.
     
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    op dude please stop it and be a jewish
     
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    Unless you live in upstate NY, VT, or NH, you are a fucking liar.
     
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    That hurricane was weak . Though I did get to go kayaking down Washington av so I guess that was a plus.
     
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    He has to admit whether he's lying or lives in one of those states.

    If he denies both, he is a fake to Christianity and the rest of the world.
     
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    Not true, it hit North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, DC et all
     
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    David lives in NC, David lives in NC; I KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, I KNOW IT!

    God said so.
     
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    The storm caused only moderate damage from North Carolina through New Jersey, with the exception of the Outer Banks due to being hit by the strongest part of the storm. However, due to New England having record-rain beforehand, the soil was already saturated before Irene hit, so when it did make landfall in New England, the Hudson River rose above its banks, and the torrential rain caused mudslides and other rivers to overflow in Vermont and New Hampshire leading to entire towns being underwater.

    So either he lives in the Outer Banks, upstate NY, VT, or NH, or he is lying.
     
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    You got that all wrong, since I do believe in God. I just don't go around, waving it around like a rainbow flag at a gay pride parade. I do my weeb shit like that, but that's something that everyone expects from me. I guess it's the same with you. I just happen to find your method of expression of belief to be more annoying. Maybe I have a problem.

    Nope. It's just you RainbowFlagWarrior94. Just. You.
     
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    If CW tells us that he lives in any of the states/areas I mentioned, then there isn't a problem.
     
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    You misspelled Moron.
     
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    HEYOOOOOOOH
     
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    Mormons believe Elohim (God) was once a man, that his home is a planet out in the solar system, and that man can become gods in their own right. The Mormon Church teaches that Jesus and Lucifer are brothers under the fatherhood of Elohim or God the Father.

    Mormon Jesus...Mormon Jesus...Mormon Jesus...
     
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    It hit the outer banks as a Category 1 hurricane. There were 5 deaths in North Carolina and Virginia.
     
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    Four of those five deaths were due to stupidity. Walking or driving outside during a hurricane is lunacy. The fifth was due to a tree crashing through a small section of an apartment where a little boy just so happened to be. The last one was unfortunate whereas the other four could have been easily avoided.

    All five of the deaths involved trees. Trees can topple over with wind gusts as low as 45-50mphs.
     
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    ur stretching.
     
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    David stretches for the lord every night
     
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    lol ur sig i plan on changing the colors for each board eventually so idk how that is going to work out for you.
     
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    All I am doing is calling CW94 out on in this statement. The only "decimating" occurred in very specific areas. Everywhere else received minor-moderate wind and flooding damage.