My sister was Kidnapped by a Pedophile

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  1. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    wat do
     
  2. Lloyd

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    Just release her from your closet.
     
  3. Patroclus Rex

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    Ask if he wants to double team her.
     
  4. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I'm serious bro
     
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    I'm sure they're both having fun, nothing worth worrying about.
     
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    Cut off your penis and hit him over the head with it.
     
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    How do you know it was a pedo who kidnapped her? Did he leave a note explaining his intentions?
     
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    Warn him she's a post-op.
     
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    I'd reccommend suicide for you, even without the kidnapping.
     
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    are you sure it's a pedophile and not a cathlic priest?
     
  13. Obsequious

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    What's the difference?
     
  14. Lloyd

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    Also, pix or it didn't happen
     
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    This parody thread sucks.
     
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    Catholic priests dress better
     
  17. Lloyd

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    On a more serious note, you should watch out for your sister, in Belgium the question is when, not if she will get abducted. Dutroux was just the tip of the iceberg, the topping on the waffle, the mayo on the fries...
     
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    Pedophiles never abused me as a child. :D
     
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    Your font colour sucks, as it's not Halloween compliant.

    It's a good thing I don't give a flying fuck about anything you write.
     
  20. Lucky

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    Seeing as how unprovoked that was, I'd say sombody seems jelly.
     
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    When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

    Until then, go and peel some potatoes and dance around your kitchen.
     
  22. Lucky

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    Done and done. Here it is again: you seem jelly.
     
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    They always hate it at first but depending on how long you have them in captivity they learn to enjoy it.
     
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    Paradox: If you didn't give a flying fuck, you wouldn't have addressed the issue, yet you have.

    Conclusion: You are a stupid faggot.

    Solution: Stop being a colossal faggot.
     
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    It's time for you to go on your perilous journey. Will you thwart the evil predator to save the blood of your own? Only one way to find out. Travel upon your trusty steed, wield your holy sword of power, and stride to victory. Beware, there will be blood and vans before the end! Make haste, every moment is precious time that this man could spend violating your innocent sister.

    Rated E for Epic.
     
  29. TheDude2894

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    No. Rated T for Transsexual.
     
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  31. Fumo161

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    Why does zaiger gotta get all the hate yo. I thought we blamed everything on s4.