my (sexy) dream

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  1. Ronny

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    last night i had a dream about some of you users of edf. the innocent dream is really simple but my interpretation says otherwise, so here it is:

    me, @uberfukken, @Sugar Bombs and @minty were just chilling and playing cards and me and uber were losing bad.

    now, the game we were playing is played in couples and it's called "Scopa". Scopa either means, as a noun, "broom" and, as a verb (scopare), the act of wiping the floor, OR it also means, as a verb, "to fuck someone" so here is the tricky part.

    being the game played in couples and being me and uber one of these couples the whole story can mean but 3 (alternative) things:

    1 me and uber wanted to fuck sugar and minty, simple as that.

    2 my subconscious elaborated all this couples shit simply to hide the fact (the shame maybe) that i wanna fuck sugar, minty AND ALSO uber.

    3 last but not least, maybe I AM THE ONE WHO WANNA BE FUCKED BY THE THREE OF THEM.
     
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    All I have to say is @uberfukken is one lucky guy with 2 girls and a @Ronny. I am mad jelly.
     
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    I wish I was the card table in this dream
     
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    this is how i picture your dream:

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    in exactly that order
     
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    @Ronny Also, this isn't technically a dream. It's a nightmare. A sexy, sexy nightmare.
     
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    i wish you were there, too. you would have added a touch of sensuality for sure
     
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    I say, let's make this happen.
    @minty, abandon your child and get divorced.
     
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    isnt it called briscola
     
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    LOOOL ronny fuck them with brooms
     
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    briscola is another game, we were playing scopa. i really wanted to fuck/get fucked, my subconscious never lies
     
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    fucking elio don't nigger up my thread
     
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    ur dreamz r gay bro
     
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    you're mad cos you weren't in it. my subcoscious deals only with cool people
     
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    i would rather fap with octopus tenticles then b in ur stupit fag dreamz ronny

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    who am i trying to kid

    i am mad cuz i wasnt in ur dream

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    it's my subconscious that picks you up, sucker. you don't choose to be in my dream.
     
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    lol if you could

    would u choose me
     
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    suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

    seriously i guess i'll choose @scumhook, he must be a great lover
     
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    You're a hidden character on his subconscious he is not gay enough to unlock you
     
  24. Ronny

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    my subconscious can be pretty gay and nasty from time to time
     
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    this thread is soo fucking gay homo

    bye
     
  26. Ronny

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    feel free to come back anytime, you really fit in here
     
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    more realistically, i think idiot would dream about ronny

    he'd tag him into his dream, ronny would show up and say "why did you bring me here? i'm not your fucking buddy" and then idiot would say "i don't understand" and then ronny would leave while idiot stared off into space for a minute, and then idiot would say "lol we should move to romania, romanian bitches r hawt" but the room would echo in emptiness...
     
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    hahaha

    i dont understand


    haha

    i learned how to say dat in spanish tooo

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  29. Ronny

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    you make me feel like an asshole for leaving him all alone.
     
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    :D