my roomate is fucking retarded...

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  1. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Fucking simple
     
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    I have no idea what you mean, but here's a ghost
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    This is the result of you failure of finishing the job eliminating undesirables....keep that in mind
     
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    OK I'll bite.
    What has your roommate done?
     
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    What does that fucking mean and why do retards keep saying it?
     
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    It's a fishing metaphor. As in, you bite the hook that the guy you're responding to has hung out. You take the bait. It also implies that there might be bad consequences (getting stuck in a long winded argument, for example).

    ...but you probably knew that and just posted that as a trick question of sorts, right?
     
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    Ok, now that's a far better explanation than mine.
     
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    Kind of. It flows better than asking "Why do retards keep posting this out of context?" and (more importantly) it gives me a homefield advantage in any future confrontations because of the post.
     
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    Ok, I'll bite.
    What
    do you gain from that post?
     
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    In all the debates I've been in I've noticed a correlation: the person who "wins" isn't the one who has the most sound argument but he who frames the debate.

    Also, don't use the "Okay, I'll bite," bullshit. It's annoying.
     
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    K, I will bite
    In what way does
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    In all the arguments I have been in I've noticed a common theme, you see, the victor is not the one who makes the most compelling argument but he whom outlines the framework of the discussion.

    Also, don't use the "You figure it out," bullshit. It's annoying
     
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    Gotta second Solution here, "You figure it out" is the most overused attempt at coming off as superior IN THE WURLLLD.
     
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    @Solution @Lloyd Believe what you want. Frankly, if it's not obvious to you how having somebody on the defensive is to your advantage in a debate then neither of you have enough brainpower to understand me.
     
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    There's a difference between making a ploy to have someone on the defensive in a debate and being a dick to people who have no real intention to or interest in debating with you. Especially if it's on the damn internet.

    And the "you figure it out" ploy is advisable only if you're reasonably sure the other party can't actually figure it out lest they turn the tables on you. Which also explains why you use it (or variations of the tactic) so often, since you obviously believe yourself to be the smartest person on EDF (in fact I think you probably believe there are few persons in the world as smart as you, don't deny it you pompous ass).
     
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    "I'll give you 10$, you won't have to bite anyone now, and you'll probably never have to. But could be, one day I need someone bitten, then I'll get back to you."
     
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    Just when you think you're out of the bite game, Lloyd sucks you back in...
     
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    Funny how only one person has actually inquired about your roomate in this thread, isn't it?
     
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    There is a solution to Room mates.
    it's a little thing i like to call the Pillow.
     
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    On the defensive? What debate? Did you really pull out the ole' "Believe what you what" redirect? Classic The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
    You can calm your pompous ass down, we were just fucking with you, sweet heart.
    Frankly, if it's not obvious to you how you confusing being clearly and ridiculously mocked for a serious debate makes you look the jack ass then you lack brainpower to understand us.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Being a selfish cunt...i would expect this behavior from my ex-roommate than was a chubby chaser loser...
     
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    OK spill it hombre.
    there is a story in there and i want to read it.
     
  28. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    lol..more than enough, still im sure people can relate with my dilemma , living with a moron
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    meh..u Really don't miss anything men...the issue is this guy was crying for that room when the other left...and I regret give it to this lazy cunt
     
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    I have a roomate problem too. He's devolving into more and more of a useless asspie shitstain. I've lately been more and more tempted to wake him up with a cheap shot to the balls with the baseball bat I once found in my yard.