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    Hi and welcome to me.

    I got around to signing-up on ED for the purpose of documenting some tumblr faggotry. Tumblr boasts some exceptional users, and I'm not talking about their hipster demographic. This seems sadly overlooked and it makes me a bit sad to say the least.

    So, I made an article for one of my favorite tumblr people. I like to think of him as CWC if he were a feminist and social justice blogger.

    http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Thefremen
     
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    Welcome to ED, home of the faggots!!!
     
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    That faggot was at MY Comic Con!? I should have popsickle sticked his ass with my costume's great-knife.
     
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    welcome!!!! :awesome:
     
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    Thanks for the welcome people. :awesomesmall:
     
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    Don't get used to it.

    It's accepted practice to post pix of your bewbs and/or vagina.

    We all had to do it, so don't feel weird. I'm sure no one here will make inappropriate remarks, or do anything lewd with them.
     
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    That's like saying someone is a disgrace to necrophiliac pedophiles.

    Only difference is that I'd rather be accused of diddling a dead kid than being a fucking brony.
     
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    I'm confused as to why you hate bronies. I'm not trying to convert you or anything, just curious.
     
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    Sorry Scumhook, I'm a committed...

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    Hairytwats4lyfe.

    j/k, I hate feminists.
     
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    You're confused as to why I hate adults who get wrapped up in playing with little plastic horses...?

    You're confused as to why I hate adults who live their lives based on a fucking kids cartoon...?

    You fucking stunted arselicker. Grow the fuck up. It's cunts like you who cause the proliferation of shit like those fucking ponies and ruin the world for the rest of us.

    Poncing around pretending you're a fucking animated horse makes me sick on the most fundamental level. I'd rather you did something respectable, like raeping kids or molesting sheep.

    You fucking should be committed. You sick fuck.

    Your saggy man-tits aren't even pointing in the same direction. Just like your fucking lazy eyes.
     
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    The left teat gets a little more suckling action than the other.
     
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    Not every brony plays with the toys or has MLP as their sole motivation for living.
     
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    I like Apple Jack she's the best pony
     
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    Then what makes you a brony?

    Do you collect little horses?

    Do you hear them speak to you?

    Are they your only friends...?
     
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    I swear bronies use all the same bullshit excuses and logic fallacies that furfags do.
     
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    1.
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    2. No
    3. No
    4. No
     
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    Let me fix your reply, so it's not quite so full of lies and denial.

     
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    1. No
    2. My erections are not usually painful
    3. Ponies don't have a secret language
    4. Scumhook is my best friend in the whole world.
     
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    Hello and you koso to the home of heterosexual (LOL HARDGAY) pride.
     
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    Stop getting the thread back on topic, Negi.
     
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    I think ponies are laem.

    My opinion and shit, but fuck if I ain't right about that one.
     
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    Bitch, I respect your opinion and I believe everyone is entitled to one. Now, lets have a threesome with scumhook while singing Take On Me and braiding eachothers hair.
     
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    Yeah.

    Fuck win.
     
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    Goddamn I almost forgot...

    Hello and welcome to EDF2.
    As a thank you for deciding to sign up, here is a complimentary pet bunny.
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    It will prove to be a stalwart companion for your time here at ED. Whenever you see a terrible image that offends or disturbs you, please refer to your complimentary pet bunny.
    ...and again, welcome to EDF2.
     
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    mannnn my brothers always called me gay and a homo, now it's confirmed i am a cyber faggot by comming to ED!
     
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    The only way we're going to have a threesome is Negi holding you down by sitting on your face while I shove that fucking "Welcome to EDF" rabbit up your arse.

    Or you buy me 2 lite beers.
     
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    I just read the article. I had no idea what a Brony was. Thank you sir for enlightening me on more weird shit. Also, that guy is 30? He looks fucking terrible for 30. I turn 30 in May and hope to god i dont look as old as he does. He also sounds borderline retarded/aspergers/autism. "i dont understand flirting". Ok BRO
     
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    Because there's only one person in this thread who likes having sex with ponies.