My penis

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by zaiger, Jul 23, 2011.

  1. zaiger

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    Is this the guy with the huge nuts?

    **click**

    Yup. Fuck that. I would never want anything like that in my pants... That's like one of the few cocks that I'm absolutely repulsed by.
     
  3. zaiger

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    I doubt he can even get hard, there is probably 3.5 inches of erectile tissue lost somewhere in there, but it is useless with 10lbs of cock around it.
     
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    He treats it like some kind of puppy, a blind and retarded one
    Soooo sexy, the guy must be a total hit with the ladies...
     
  6. SPQR

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    Obvious troll
     
  7. Zaichata

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    Is it physically possible for him to have an erection? If it is, i'd take my hat off to the man and say "well done chap, well done".
     
  8. LizTaylorsGhost

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    Question: What's the natural rate of decomposition for silicone? I ask because I think it'd be funny if after he dies and they bury him that 100 years from then someone could dig up the grave and there would be a skeleton with a giant boner left over.
     
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    I think the gravediggers recycle it to make kid's toys
     
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    That is so fucking impressive.
     
  11. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I would love to try to give this guy a blowjob.
     
  14. Negi Springfield

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    No...

    That would be like sticking a barbel in your mouth and breaking your spine by deepthroating.
     
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  16. Negi Springfield

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    You can "try" the Russian Roullete.

    Emphasis doesn't change that to try something you have to do it.
    unless you got a dick like me
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    I like this post!
     
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    anton levay just keeps getting weirder.
     
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    Hahaha Negi posted his picture himself oh wow
     
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    That pic is real Negi in the flesh?
     
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    inb4 this becomes a new, popular fad and is cosidered by many to be "breast enlargement for your dick"
     
  25. Dildo Baggins

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    and you would know this from experience correct?
     
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  28. toxicmaniac

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    Jews are taking that shit way to serious lately
     
  29. Tom

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    I wonder why that guy did that.
     
  30. Negi Springfield

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    Go ask EmilyPlays aka Erik.