My pencil gives birth

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by BeardBrain, Apr 18, 2012.

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    I'm going to dump all of my drawings I make from time to time here.
    Feel free to give me some detailed constructive critiques, an artist always needs one, no matter how egotistical and whinny-ass he/she could be.

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    Ultra Fine and Fine Sharpie Markers. One hour.

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    Organic, medium and hard charcoal. Lines made w/ HB pencil. 1 1/2 hour.

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    Sanguine. Two hours.

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    This is actually the second time I used my tablet that I got for Christmas. Photoshop Elements 8. One hour.
     
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    All of them suggest repressed homosexual tendencies. You're welcome.
     
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    My favorite was the third one of the first series. Simple but, beautiful.
     
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    Try not being shit at drawing.
     
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    Every critique ever.
     
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    It looks like your pencil had an abortion.
     
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    Looks like you forgot to type two words there.
    There we go.
     
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    So you're a cartoonist?
     
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    Use Flash next time.
     
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    Watch yourself, that's borderline Humon shit right there.
     
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    This looks like a cock and balls.
     
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    Can't stop thinking about the cock, aye? (LOL, the last two words sound like a mentally damaged person saying cookie.)
     
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    If you can look at that picture and honestly say there's no hint at a resemblance to a dick, you're either lying or retarded. And fat.
     
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    srsly. your pencil:

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    Tim Buckley doesnt even use pencils. He heard of this magical thing called "copy/paste".

    Brilliant stuff.
     
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    No. Chris Hart is.

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    Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me you don't constantly think about cock? What are you, gay or something?
     
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    shitsucks, you suck and everything you do sucks.
    Kill yourself.
     
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    I like the implied sodomy . the gay suffering was a nice touch. Other than that your fursona sucks.
     
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    These critiques are at /ic/ standards of quality. <3
     
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    I know this guy... use to be on a really shitty forum and then made his own site which in turn had even shittier webcomics and art.

    LEO SOMESHIT or whatever.
     
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    ... Wait, who?
     
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    I think a Madesto, Melesto, something but it just ain't ringin'.
     
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    You didnt do this.
     
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    The thick plottens...
     
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    I know nothing about art, and I can't draw for shit.

    OP - you and I have these things in common.
     
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    Is it egotistical to present evidence for something, perhaps? Please, humor me.


    Good God, no. The last thing I want to do is to bond together. You take that back.
     
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    Go back to Church.
     
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    E dentures plz moar