My new Vibrator

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Dildo Baggins, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. Dildo Baggins

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    Just came in the mail today. What you guys think i should name it?
     
  2. Khanzer

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    Lol i dunno.
     
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    are you a woman?
     
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    I don't really know where I got that one from.
     
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    name it after me
     
  10. Negi Springfield

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    Norm.
     
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  14. I_Cant

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    name it RECOOME!

    because the name's Recoome
    it rhymes with doom
    and you're going to be hurtin... ALL! TOO! SOON!
     
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    How about "Oooh Gandalf"
     
  17. KimJongLulz

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    Name it...

    Cocknballs
     
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    "You shall not pass!"??????

    Inadequate to the max
     
  19. Dildo Baggins

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    Nope, im a male fagfag through and though
     
  20. rst8

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    oh srry just noticed your fag medal
     
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    People order dildos through the mail?
     
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    nsf
     
  24. KimJongLulz

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    dragon dildos.
     
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    ENTER SHIKARI

    and only use it for anal insertion
     
  26. Dildo Baggins

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    what else could i even use it for??
     
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  29. irapeasiangirls

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    If you had something sharp couldn't you make your own vagina?
     
  30. rst8

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    why dont you try that and tell us how it turns out