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Discussion in 'News' started by wretchedgretchen, Jan 6, 2019.
I feel something similar to pity for you
Thats something similar to nice, i guess.
Yeah it's kinda how I feel when I see slugs in the garden. Don't wanna kill em cuz, they don't realize their icky. So I pick em up n fling em into the brush.
Unless they're on my tomatos. Then those fuckers gonna die.
I've been flung into a few brushes over the years. Also post pics of your garden in the spam thread. Im not a gnome, but i like gardens, and i'm so old now i actually enjoy looking at pictures of them.
It's dead ATM. And across the country.
Mine, @Groyper Supreme n @feminist jazz hands gardens .
Comfy as fuck!
Also, you should get a motion detecting webcam and have a live-feed to your phone so you can monitor for snails and other critters.
I don't live there any more lol.
Wtf I get a motion detecting webcam n I'll watch the morbidly obese squirrels fight over the feeder we set up for the deer we hunted there.
You said in the other thread you've been toiling around there for a decade. why would you leave?!
Better prospects out west, better job, better cost of living, better people.
People are only as good as what you enjoy at the time i find. But cost of living is a good reason to move. I'd fucking live in my shoebox until the housing market here crashes, otherwise i'll be buing my own tomb.
I haven't had to use my horn, flip anyone off or scream nigger since I got past Pittsburgh while driving.
I asked the girl at the furniture store if they delivered and she said no but she gave me the # of a guy they reccommend and he was the nicest hombre I've ever talked to besides my new place's handyman, a dude who looks like Octavio from King of the Hill and collects new toys for poor kids on his days off and goes to my church.
They try to help carry your groceries to the car for you, I thought someone was trying to steal my avocados, it was weird but refreshing.
Ive also seen a Lot Lizard plying her wares, ppl selling drugs in the one place I had to stay at when I first got here and yesterday I watched the DEA and local PD do a drug bust and car search with guns drawn in the parking lot of a supermarket.
This place is fucking AWESOME. And everyone has trucks and I can afford STEAK. And the hiking is fucking balling!!
I still havent found a use for avocados. I try to use them, but i always think they mess my meal up. Why are they so precious to you that you were afraid of getting robbed for them?!
Your handyman sounds like every fictional serial killer/rapist ever.
But the heart wants what the heart wants.
Idk I've never had anyone offer to carry one bag of groceries to my car b4. They're decent with the right meal, I don't go crazy with em but for 50 cents an avocado I can make em work.
Naw the handyman is actually a good dude. His wife is redoing the floors in the house I'm renting, adorable lil Apache/Latino lady. My land lady was worried I'd be scared of the handyman I meet him, shucks dudes nice af.
Yeah, carrying shit for somebody isnt really normal here. Unless its some old person who is so decrepid he walks around like a slow motion drunk. Even then its not really commonly done. Norway is slightly less autistic than Finland, but just by a bit. So all the "small town courtesy" of America would probably get a person arrested here.
As for the Handyman, he probably isnt a serial anything, but that type niceness is a TV trope for people with big basements.
TL;DR, you are both stupid and boring people.
Im only boring because i dont drink, well i drink a little tonight because my russian neighbours made too much noise, and because i got vodka for christmas which has been lying around like a live mine for two weeks. So the test is really not if i drank tonight, but if i drink tomorrow. Whatever.
And not to whiteknight, she does say she calls people nigger.. I mean..
I'd like to add to that.
I shot an e-mail to my local white supremacist chapter to see if i could join up, attend a few rallies and possibly meet a QT nigger shouting female without a . Never fucking heard back.
Ur both ngrfgts how's that sound?
Btw I'm a race traitor n that white power shit is gay af.
Thats gross, dude.
Im not allowed entry into the U.S (ever). So you dont have to be super rude to me to waylay other people that you find me incredibly attractive.
This should have been a private conversation.
Yes yes.. I see the ratings. I cant help how i look (fukken amazing). Chill out, dude. lol
And so, our story comes to a close
The day when every single Bill got slashed, is not yet. Someone ought to contact Tarantino about this, but the greasy fuck probably holds his tweets 'n' teets private.
And let this be a lesson, never bang the comatose. Rotten potatoes will fuck you for life.
Well, its more of a lesson about safe sex with the comatose
It was a shitskin, if anyone cares.
Or anal only.
I could belive someone who looks like that would fuck a figurative vegetable.
You hoping for a date once he gets out, eh?