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    Delicious baby sauce
     
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    1) If she's in a coma, she can't give consent. Or say no, for you nitpickers out there.
    2) Comatose patients usually lose weight and curl into a fetal position, not swell up like a balloon and gain a few pounds.
    3) Did the baby just kind of slide out of her, and then whistle at a passing orderly for a little assistance? Usually giving birth requires a little effort on the mother's part.
    4) Just WTF? in general.
     
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    They didnt know until the comatose potato started making loud moaning noises
     
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    Idk about at hospitals, but at psych hospitals its insane
     
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    Most ppl don't find the smell of feces, n sputum the color, consistency of rotting milk to be attractive. So gonna go with... No?

    Also highly illegal.
    :rimshot: in America that will earn u jail time in that situation.
     
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    Oh i didnt mean to say that wording as a joke

    Sexual assault in psych hospitals is out of control
     
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    I wonder if the kid will ever be told about this at any point in their life.
     
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    Are there any developmental differences with children of veggies?
     
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    Seeing as i doubt the mother has a healthy nutritional diet, I'd say so
     
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    Should be bloody easy.
     
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    Article says baby is healthy and doesn't say anything is wrong with it
     
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    No harm, no foul?
     
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    I wonder what percentage of the staff is diverse.
     
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    now see. medicos should be aware
     
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    Aware of what?
    Yeah entire story is incredibly suspect tbh... There's alot of really obvious changes to a womans body besides just swollen belly that the staff there should've picked up on.
    And with no prenatal care that baby is incredibly lucky to come out with all it's fingers n toes n brain inside of head. It's all rather fishy
     
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    The fucked up shit was that she was moaning as she went into labor which means she can feel and is probably aware of what's going on around her.

    So she probably felt herself being raped
     
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    This guy is so desperate for sex he had to fuck a vegetable.
     
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    What if the baby was born already and they tried to hide them inside the comatose woman?
     
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    Man, the story was kinda hot until you brought up all the facts....
     
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    Yeah.... Yeah facts have a hilarious way of killing boners .

    Also apparently this was a massive cover-up and the woman and child were only sent to a reg hospital after the BBY started having health issues.

    So BBY was delivered n everything n idk what their plan was at Hacienda but someone finally got a conscious after BBY got sick. They knew mom was preggo n were trying to hide it.
     
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    So occam's razor is that everyone there had sex with her, and thinks they are the only one. So they're working in unison to cover it up without knowing it.
    Its likely far more depraved though.
     
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    Also..
    Trying to figure out how an entire team of providers, from docs right down to bedpan scrubbers could be coerced into covering this up for that long...
    Even if it was like a doctor doing the rape, nurses n aides, they get super protective of their patients, especially one like her (sounds like she had a traumatic brain injury, prolly as a teen).

    The only situation I can think of where they'd try n hide this to this level, was where they were trying to protect someone else they viewed as vunerable.

    Betcha fucks 12 @lotic -bucks BBY daddy is another tater person. Prolly someone with srs mental defects that don't even understand how bbys are made.

    N the facility was prolly so poorly mismanaged that he was able to shuffle in with her unsupervised, did his thing n the staff realized it later, n didn't know what to do.

    N hoped the BBY wouldn't come out alive. It did n now, shit wtf do we do?
     
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    Lol no.
    Most homes like that are staffed by middle aged ladies n female GED havers. Few dudes might be there but not many.
     
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    Oh!! Maybe one of the nurses is barren and used a turkey baster to have the patient be her womb.
     
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    Are u funnier when u drink? Cuz sober ur uh.. kinda missing the mark here dude.
     
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    That wasnt a joke. Also, no.