My mother in law was here for 11 days

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  1. lulzyer

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    and left this morning. I got high to celebrate tobight, and it was glorious.
     
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    i was gone for 10 days man
    what a coincidence
     
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    i dont know what is going on in your avatar pic but i like it
     
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    i completely sympathize with you....
    my parents were here for a week....
    they are insane.
    thus, the apple does not fall from the tree.

    they will be back in 6 wks...
    i will need to stock up on more xanax.
     
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    did you fuck her, lulzyer?
     
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    I hate to double post, but I feel I need to give you some advice:

    Older ladies love it when you rub your cock over their lips and fart on their chest. It reminds them of the makeup isle in JC Penny. They leave feeling glamorous.
     
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    Your civil union partner must be relieved that his parents are gone. Now you can get back to pounding his prostate like nature intended.
     
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    When I met my ex's parents for the first time, they seemed adamant to make me feel like a piece of shit and force fed me horrible wine and dirty cigarettes for five hours and the last time I saw them all they did was become very passive aggressive when I spoke.
    Fuckan.
     
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    i unno
     
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    No one can make you feel any particular way. You choose how you feel.

    Your ex's parents probably saw you for the piece of shit you are, and your feelings just reflected it.
     
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    good job, time to celebrate
     
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    There is italian opera/classical playing in the downstairs of my house that seems so strangely appropriate to you and this post as I'm reading it.
     
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    what's it about? is it about having a irl really big dick, posting on edf, and rubbing the ruby red of your dick head over a middle aged mothers mouth? because i think i own that on vhs or something.

    whats it about?
     
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    I thought you meant they were lurking this forum :derp:.
     
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    Not sure, but I can't imagine that it's about anything quite like that.