My left testicle itches while I type this

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Mocker, Aug 5, 2012.

  1. Mocker

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    Ediot

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    Just thought you faggots would like to know that.

    Anyways this is my hello.

    Fap furiously while you can cause this won't be happening again.

    ..

    It is still itching.
     
  2. Purple Essence

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    I don't give a fucking shit how much your testicles inch you fucking bitch.
     
  3. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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  4. demongoat

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    sounds like space herpes, you should get that checked faggot.
     
  5. Sugar Bombs

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    Hi.
    Would you do me a favor?
    Take the semen-encrusted picture of your mother and fold it very carefully into a paper airplane. Dip it in turpentine, and allow it to dry completely. Whisper to yourself, "Zoom zoom zoom, here comes the airplane", and insert it into your rectum until 1 inch of the picture, preferably with your mother's face on it, is left exposed. Then I would like you to take a lighter and set it ablaze. Enjoy the gentle hiss as it roasts the inside of your blackened asshole. The melting flesh of your anus will fuse together, leaving you with nothing to help the evacuation of waste.

    This will ensure that you will die as you have lived: lame and full of shit.
     
  6. Trixie

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    welcome!!! :nyan:
     
  7. uberfukken

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  8. Solution

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    Let me scratch that for you razorblade.