My introductory posting for this upstanding community.

My name is Jake, I am 39 years young and I am television sales man, I live in a cupboard that can be moved from place to place. There is a hole in the front of it so I can see the children playing in the park, I like the park because it has red trees and a big balloon man lives there, he is called Morgan and he gives me kisses. For my birthday I would like a Superman cape and a 'dragon blastor skelator' figure. Morgan says I can play games with him in his caravan on Sunday. I'm going to be a big scary doggy with lipstick on, and then later I'm going to find quite super things.

 

wat

 

You go do that, then.

 

Thanks so much for interests in my post. We can make great Collaboration in future.

 

Welcome!

 

rite moar sorties

 

For future reference, this is how you greet new members.

 

Hi

 

WITH THAT BEING SAID.. YOU ARE STILL COOLER THAN HALF THE ASPIE FAGGOTS ON HERE.

 

Sup. As long as you don't post in all caps and say faggot every other word I am sure you will do great.

 

Let's be friends

 

isnt that how youre supposed to talk to faggots?

 

No, it's how you act like one.

 

o snap

 

so, calling a faggot a faggot makes you a faggot?
you guys sure have some funny rules on the internet.

 

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