My name is Jake, I am 39 years young and I am television sales man, I live in a cupboard that can be moved from place to place. There is a hole in the front of it so I can see the children playing in the park, I like the park because it has red trees and a big balloon man lives there, he is called Morgan and he gives me kisses. For my birthday I would like a Superman cape and a 'dragon blastor skelator' figure. Morgan says I can play games with him in his caravan on Sunday. I'm going to be a big scary doggy with lipstick on, and then later I'm going to find quite super things.