My introductory posting for this upstanding community.

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Imperishable Night, Aug 7, 2011.

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  1. Imperishable Night

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    My name is Jake, I am 39 years young and I am television sales man, I live in a cupboard that can be moved from place to place. There is a hole in the front of it so I can see the children playing in the park, I like the park because it has red trees and a big balloon man lives there, he is called Morgan and he gives me kisses. For my birthday I would like a Superman cape and a 'dragon blastor skelator' figure. Morgan says I can play games with him in his caravan on Sunday. I'm going to be a big scary doggy with lipstick on, and then later I'm going to find quite super things.
     
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    You go do that, then.
     
  4. Imperishable Night

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    Thanks so much for interests in my post. We can make great Collaboration in future.
     
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    Welcome!
     
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    For future reference, this is how you greet new members.
     
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    WITH THAT BEING SAID.. YOU ARE STILL COOLER THAN HALF THE ASPIE FAGGOTS ON HERE.
     
  10. zaiger

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    Sup. As long as you don't post in all caps and say faggot every other word I am sure you will do great.
     
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    Let's be friends :D
     
  12. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    isnt that how youre supposed to talk to faggots?
     
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    No, it's how you act like one.
     
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    so, calling a faggot a faggot makes you a faggot?
    you guys sure have some funny rules on the internet.
     
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