My internet wont speak to me

Discussion in 'Science & Technology' started by Vheer, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. Vheer

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    For some reason my internet browsers wont make any sound. At first it happened on firefox. I tried restarting it, and it was still muted. Then it happened on Opera. I checked my volume set up and it's on full blast. The rest of my computer isn't muted. I've even restarted my computer and everything but my browsers work sound wise.
     
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    your computer hate you :qq:
     
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    I believe your computer has become sentient. Apply a large object onto it rapidly until there are at least 3 pieces of it scattered across your floor and retreat to the nearest closet.
     
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    Have you tried turning up the volume of the browser?
     
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    This, You probably turned it down when jacking it to p0rn. (Unless you like me are too lazy read sometimes and use a screenreader like opera's built in one then id suggest using the one thats built into the os)
     
  7. Vheer

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    My browsers volume is on and I've turned it up down, muted and unmuted it. Nothing. I think my PC really has become self aware since all the programs I never use have audio.
     
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    fuck it in the power port and cum in it
    that should fix one of your problems
     
  9. zaiger

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    What OS? Windows?

    Check the device manager to make sure your drivers are good, though you probably have a bad sound card.
     
  10. zaiger

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    Oh the rest of the computer is working I didn't read that. I suggest downloading Chrome and uninstalling Opera as it is malware.
     
  11. Vheer

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    I installed Chrome but it doesn't change a thing. It isn't even popping up in my audio mixer.