My hairline's receding

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  1. Gruber

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    I'm 19. Should I shave my head or just kill myself?
     
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    An hero, definitely

    I didn't and look at me now, searching trash cans for some food erryday

    :(
     
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    The sooner you get used to it the better, since nobody else will give two shits about it. I say you fire the fucker before it quits, shave it.
     
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    May I suggest: get the fuck back to 4chan?
     
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    I know a guy that has a hellacious receding hair line. He's 32 and 85% bald, been that way since he was 22. His wife and I talked him into just Bic-ing it all off, and he actually looks really good as a result. Some chicks dig that shit bro. If not, there's always Rogaine, which works, my homie could attest to it, but it gets hella expensive.
     
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    @ OP

    How far is your hair? if it's in it's early stages you can stop it by using plant based remedy's the kind that strengthen the remaining folicles and stop your body from killing them all.

    The longer you leave it, the worse it gets, keeping the hair you have is easier and cheaper than regrowing it, which requires constant maintenance.

    Girls love full hair, they love buzz cuts second, and horse shoe bald crowns last.

    If not you can just go ahead and hang yourself off a bridge.
     
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    Precisely my thoughts, and while you are getting used to it (or having shaved it off), prepare for diminished sexual performance, graying hair, and permanent wrinkles.
     
  9. Gruber

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    I only lurk EDF2. I like it here.

    @ElectricYiff

    I noticed it thinning recently; it's only noticeable if I pull it back.


    Doubt I'll shave it off until it gets worse.
    It doesn't really bother me much as my grandfather kept warning me that it'd happen.
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    That's weird. I've noticed that my hairline is actually growing. Either that or I've never noticed these hairs before. Which is unlikely.

    The two aren't mutually exclusive.
     
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    Christ, get over it.

    I'm going gray and it doesn't bother me, a bit different though, eh?
     
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    Going grey and white haired is awesome, you can use any hair colour you want!!!!
     
  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    To expand on this, if my hairline keeps growing the way it's growing then my hair will look something like this.
     
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    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900
    You're just turning into a Werejohncandy nothing to be concerned about, no wait, where do you keep your gun? go and use it to cure yourself, 4 bullets should do it.
    One in the dick one up the arse another in mouth and another between the eyes.
     
  16. Manicute

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    HEHHhh XD Yiff and The Member Formerly Known As Baya seeting in a tree <3

    STFU u both liek to FAG everythin u touch

    xoxo
     
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    You shut your whore mouth.

    Please go away.
     
  18. Manicute

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    Dat not nice, I slit ur pretty lil throat , rat.


    xoxo
     
  19. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm terrified.
     
  20. Manicute

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    Im in love <3
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    That's good. Is English your second language, by any chance? Or is it your twenty fifth?
     
  22. Manicute

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    Don't play smart with me, The Member Formerly Known As Baya. I b leagues abvoe thee in smartness, u r jus jealous cuz I have fun, and u b ûber boreeng austrian.

    xoxo
     
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    shave it. then hang yourself so you can die with some dignity
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    @SuperSpecialSuperStar @oddguy @beefrave Statistically speaking Manicute is one of you guys. Which one of you is it?
     
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    S4 and beef aren't here and all my sockpuppets are IRONIC.

    My money is on @CallMeMaggot for some reason.
    But I don't really want to know and ruin the mystery.
     
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    You got me...it's...it's true. All true.

    ...

    My hairline is not only receding...it's running back and adopting fetal position in a corner
     
  27. Baya Rae 4900

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    That really doesn't help me solve this riddle.
     
  28. Baya Rae 4900

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    Jewish wit strikes again.
     
  29. Manicute

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    Statistically speakin, u b a fun killer Rae. U sure don't remeber me, all thoes sleepless nites thinkin aboot how most wimminz were lame and sh!t, and so, u deviesed a plan 2 create them perfek OTI girlfrend, it was a success...well one cudsay it was 2 much of a suxess 3>

    Face it, you can control me naw, like it's not my fault everbudy likes me and think im smart and stuff, u r just not up 2 my standars anymoer, liek an unwanted turd I left u behind. And im sry but it b time 2 flush!!! >:p

    xoxo

    ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ
     
  30. Baya Rae 4900

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    So what you're saying is that you're an artificial "intelligence" which was created to serve as my e-girlfriend because I'm a lonely misogynist?

    That... seems probable, actually.
     
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