My girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend

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  1. madh8r

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    I have a girlfriend, lets her Ice Bitch. She has a girlfriend, let's call her Lazy Nigger. Lazy Nigger just left her im window open. It had been cleared before she left, but I just recieved these messages from her ex boyfriend.

    ExBoyfriend- I love you too Lazy Nigger
    ExBoyfriend- Send me a pic?
    ExBoyfriend- ?
    ExBoyfriend- Babe?

    Should I tell Ice Bitch? If she leaves Lazy Nigger I will not have a lazy nigger around smoking my weed and eating my food, and Ice Bitch might get with Cokehead Model. Of course, Ice Bitch might end up with Fat Whore, which would be unpleasent.

    But Lazy Nigger is eh cool guy, she gives me handjobs and doesn't afraid of anything. Cokehead Model wouldn't do that, but Fat Whore would let me fuck her in a threesome.

    What should I do?
     
  2. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    The answer is clear kill the all and you can have all sex you want, or just go get some ice-cream. What ever you decide post pic or your just jerking off.
     
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    if your gurl is talking to her X that needs to stop immediately.

    Breaking up with somone means its worse than things didn't work out, and all that's really left is the residue of the past sex from the relationship.

    she got no business with him anymore . if she got a problem consider your relationship open for multiple dicks
     
  4. Khanzer

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    Tell her tell her.
     
  5. madh8r

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    I don't wanna be a tattle tale
     
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    Ah ok...
     
  7. kusaga

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    let there sort out there own social mess and go fap to some internet porn.
     
  8. Solution

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    You are a faggot, Dr. Phil.
    Solid option 3, chances of juicy drama....yum, you snitch.
    Option 2, the trusty stand by.
    The #1 option, Just Post Pics.
     
  9. kusaga

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    fuck you
     
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    if it bothers you, tattle...
    if not, as the Beatles say: let it be.
     
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    Tell her just for the drama it will cause.
     
  12. madh8r

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    It does not bother me, but offers the option of kick Lazy Nigger out of the equation
    I don't want to tattle because I don't want to look like a sneaky jew bitch.
    Here is the real issue: should I get rid of Lazy Nigger(a 7), in hopes of acuiring Cokehead Model (a hard 9), but risk acuiring Fat Whore (a 4)? If I go by the point system, I have the chance of accuring two points or loosing 3 points. Can someone write this out as a math formula?
     
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    well, you won't know til you do something?
    do you want to stuck with Ice bitch and nigger queen?
    OR do you want the chance to get good coke from Cokehead Model.
     
  14. madh8r

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    The coke did occur to me, but I think I would be responsible for accuiring it, which is a laughing dealbreaker. That's a dealbreaker that is such a dealbreaker it's funny. I don't like paying for my girlfriends ciggarrettes, I'm not paying for her girfriends coke habit. I couldn't if I wanted, which I don't. Coke whores are never grateful; as soon as they finish an 8ball they're mad at you for not having more.
     
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    well that changes everything, I say tell and watch their social world burn
     
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    Getting away from all of them is a pretty good idea or keep lazy negro around
     
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    I just left her AIM open and Ice Bitch found it. Lucky for me the fight is happening at my house. I'll let you know what happens when my shit stops getting broken.
     
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    i love this type of drama...
    please keep us informed.
     
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    Lazy Nigger's ex boyfriend, who I will refer too from here on out as Actual Nigger, came by to pick up Lazy Nigger's shit and kick it my door and beat the shit out of me for whatever reason. He eventualy left after my friend (the one who you guys did that phonebowbing for) wrapped a guitar wire around his neck and dragged him twenty feet to his car. It was pretty funny if you weren't me, Actual nigger was in so much pain but he was fighting the whole fucking time. "As soon as this comes off I'm going to fucking kill you!" lol niggers. So he got dragged to the car and I chased him off with a bb gun before the girls could tell him it wasn't real.

    Ice Bitch went to Cokehead Model, which is hilarious because Cokehead Model just found shes been with Lazy Nigger and apparently they had some altercation. She ran out of gas on the way back, and called me and asked me to pick her up. About a minute later Actual Nigger called me. He was quite upset. Apparently Lazy Nigger told him she was in love me, at which point her through her out his car going about forty. He said he was coming back for me and instructed me to, I swear to God, "get my dogpack rollin". So I got my fucking dogpack rolling. An eclectic group of nerds, wiggers, and professional criminals assembled outside a suburban apartment complex at 1 am. Twenty four peole came to defend me I felt really badass, but I had to leave to pick up Ice Bitch. I'll get back to the confrontation.

    As I'm leaving, Cokehead Model calls me. Apparently Ice Bitch told her that she would leave me to be with Cokehead Model, and I believe her it sounds right. So instead of picking up Ice Bitch I go find Lazy Nigger it took about two hours. I keep telling Ice Bitch I'm trying to find her lol. Lazy Nigger is crouched behind a dumpster in a 7/11. She doesn't look like she got thrown out of a car. She's drunk as fuck, and pissed at me, but I grabbed her and threw her in the car anyways, and for someone with a Domestic Violence charge like me that's a big risk.

    I get home and the party's in full swing. Apparently Actual Nigger came by with a friend both in ski masks with fake guns. They got out of the car, and convinced people for about five seconds that they were going to shoot, and then my landlord came out with a shotgun and cracked off a shot, at which point niggers boned out. The landlord is a tweaked out nazi, and everyones partying and shit with him when I get home. I kicked out as many people as I could but these gangsters (South Side Whittier if anyone cares) wouldn't leave. WOULD. NOT. LEAVE. They said they were waiting for him to come back. So I'm getting pissed off to the point I'm about to call some people to kick them out, and one of them says "mayatos back", which apparently means nigger's back. When everyone came outside he was under my car and had cut the brake lines. The cholos held him down while the big cholo JUMPED on him. Like double legs jumped on his head and his chest it was intense. He fucking stomped him i thought he was going to kill him. He pissed himself and cried it was crazy I felt bad. So they all leave and I call the cops and tell them I came outside, saw him under my car, and beat the shit out him. They didn't believe me but they don't care because he's on probation. The cops were the ones who checked my car and told me the brakes were cut and homeboy's getting booked for attempted murder.

    Around 5 am I go into my house and sit down on my couch that has no cushions to stare at my T.V. that has been smashed and curl up with Lazy Nigger. I guess Lazy Nigger was throwing dogshit through a window at Ice Bitch and the whole upstairs smelled so we couldn't go to bed. Around this time Ice Bitch calls to tell me she walked to her moms house two cities over. Hilariously, Lazy Nigger picks up the phone and bitches her out. Ice bitch decided to call the cops and gave them a story about how I beat her, not realizing they had left my apartment not five minutes ago. They came by, asked about it, and concluded there was no way I was just two towns away when clearly the timing did not match up for the calls they had gotten that night. So finally I get to sleep at like 6:30 AM ( worked from 10AM to 7), with Lazy Nigger curled around me telling me how she's never going to let me go. I wonder if I made the right descions, but fall asleep happy.

    The End
     
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    Bravo that's a fucking Hollywood blockbuster right there my friend.
     
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    wow, quite epic and funny to read
     
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    it WAS pretty epic wasn't it? the funny thing this isn't the craziest night of this relationship
     
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    that sounds totally awesome!
     
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