my girlfriend is falling for a girl

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    ed, wat do
     
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    you need to submit pics first, its very important in order to define the right strategy
     
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    I could give a hint
     
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    Theme music!
     
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    hi @beefrave :D
     
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    Wrongo!
     
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    It's over. Get a new girlfriend.

    Oh wait—were you in love with her? lol. Don't be such a fool next time.

     
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    after you listen to this song you'll be starting to feel better
     
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    lets make OP feel better with heart breaking depressing songs
     
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    Suffering is optional.

     
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    You must establish your dominance by beating the living shit out of her.
     
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    He can't, she is tougher. This is part of his pathetic problem.
     
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    Turn it into a threesome and stop being shit at sex.
     
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    Op you are fucked ...get over it


    -murdoc
     
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    luv dat song. so much .
     
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    Convince your current girlfriend to have a threesome and when it's over discard her like a used condom.

    -oddguy
     
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    Deal with it, remain friends, then offer to be their sperm donor when they're ready to have kids.
     
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    Make sure it is a real chick and not a trap. No worse kick in the ego than a chick dumping you for a trapfag with a bigger cock.
     
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    Dude, you should just not give a fuck. Most girls "turn lesbian" because it's sensationalist and makes guys' dicks hard. If she wasn't falling for another girl, it'd likely be another guy.

    You know what to do if your lady friend falls for another guy.

    Just ditch her and get a better one.
     
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    OP, you had it good for a while.

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    But, you ran out of cash and credit cards only last but so long.

    Manthefuckup and get a job, you can always jerkoff at night.
     
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    Girls aren't hard to get. Just meet them, make sure they keep talking about themselves and pretend you care about their little, petty struggles with their hairdresser.
     
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    lol nevermind she just broke up with me
     
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    Lool
     
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    @ OP........lol

    -likeicare
     
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    Well maybe you should have made her orgasm harder and more often.
     
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    Lol. I saw this coming. She probably said she's into chicks because she assumed that'd be a bit better than just sleeping with another guy while dating you for months.
     
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    It's because you're a faggot OP.
     
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