My friends call me God

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  1. Rev

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    Hey, there... I'm new to this forum, but I've been a fan of ED for a while...
    My friends call me God, but those of you who are agnostic/atheist/heathens can call me Rev :)
     
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    i had a friend who called me "god"... he listend to alot of wu-tang clan...
     
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    That's most likely because he was stupid...
     
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    Who or what the fuck is wu-tang clan?
     
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    Fuck you man.
    Wu-Tang shit aint' nothing to fuck with... didn't you hear the song ?
     
  6. Rev

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    No one listens to them kinds of music. Old person.
     
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    Wu-Tang forever mah nigga.
     
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    Maggot, now that's just cruel. I demand you recant your slander, lest I boil you in place of the usual kittens and have you for dinner. And by that, I mean yell and cry at you.
     
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    The 1st and the last rapper that I've ever listen to.
     
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    Who is that? Black people all look the same to me...
     
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    Clearly it's biggie smalls.
    He is not in the Wu-Tang Clan,Therefor you fail.
     
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    dude, don't make the retort so easy, I implore you...
     
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    Clearly you are the one Christian Warrior has preached of. This... "God" as he calls it.
     
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    wu tang killa bees we on the swarm nigga i smoke on the mic like smokin joe fraser
     
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    It would appear your friends are just as fucked in the head as you are.

    I'll call you fucktard. If you wish to interpret this as a divine reference, then go right ahead.
     
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    Oh hi God, how are you?
     
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    All your attention... Makes my insides all warm and fuzzy... I think I might just have an orgasm.
     
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    Horny I see.
     
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    only 4 u bb
     
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    And oddguy... <3
     
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    welcome!!! :nyan2:
     
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    'Allo.
     
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    oh um thanks :oops:

    I'm Khanzer the unofficial EDF mascot, have a nice day.
     
  25. Rev

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    We'd make a great couple.
     
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    um thx
     
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    Don't you agree?
     
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    I don't even know you so no, sorry.
     
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    Now that's just rude. You don't know me, but that's the point of dating. You reject me on the basis that you don't know me, which means that you took a blind leap. Plus, I think it was love at first sight.
     
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    Sorry if I was rude :(