My First Thread

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by scumhook, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. scumhook

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    Hello Everyone. I am a newfag. I enjoy taking it up the arse, long walks on the beach, and bashing niggers.

    I would appreciate everyone being nice in this thread. Needless to say, if you are a nigger, jew, furfag, or other weirdo, please fuck off and die (preferrably with pics).
     
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    Let's screw this thread:

    techthread.
     
  5. uberfukken

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    Hello, you are a worthless taint of human waste.

    I hope you choke on the bowtie around your neck while attempting autofellatio.

    I hope your tophat is pulled down with such force that it suffocates you while you're being pounded in the ass.

    The amount of anal hairs caught in your mustache makes it look full and complete.

    Fuck you.

    Welcome to EDF, prepare your anus.
     
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    OP is a clearly a massive faggot.

    What a cunt.

    Speaking of cunts, thanks for digging this up uberbaby :D
     
  7. uberfukken

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    necronoobin
     
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    I'll dig up yours later and return the favour.
     
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    errvyones gettin necronoobed
     
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    This makes me realize that I never made a noob thread. I feel so left out now.
     
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    I have a good feeling about you kid.
    I hope you make it past 5555 before you get murdered in an abbo gang rape.
     
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    i must say, this is the single greatest intro thread i haz ever seen
     
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    Epic necro!
     
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    Every story has a beginning :meow:
     
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    This makes me hard.
     
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    And your shitty intro post started the whole fucking thing.
     
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    so honored atm :meow:
     
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    welcome!!! :nyan:
     
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    OP is a colossal faggot.
     
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    can't argue that


    i'm the one closes to the camera...
     
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    I some how missed this thread [​IMG]
     
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    Oh forgotten thread
    Lost to the ages
    Arise and return
    To the frontmost pages
     
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    just did a 1337 delete of my post in this thread, August 2012, was right when i first started posting

    2 gay for your eyes