My ex was a furry

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Beatrice, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Beatrice

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    My ex girlfriend was a furfaggot and a huge wolfaboo.

    She also told me one day she was into beastiality and wanted to fuck a dog.

    We're broken up now thank god, last I saw of her she has pictures of herself in a fursuit standing with her grandparents who look really awkward posted on facebook.

    Moral of the story? Don't date a furry, they're all into beastiality.
     
  2. systemantix

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    You're just mad because she didn't ask you to join her.
     
  3. Beatrice

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    No, I wasn't all too thrilled about my girlfriend wanting dog cock up her cunt.
     
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    OP is tainted with furAIDS .
     
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    Lesbians? It must be a general hatred of penis. The fact that it was a dog is arbitrary.
     
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    Scour every body part touched by her with bleach and a brillo pad
     
  7. Beatrice

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    Shall do, although that sounds a bit uncomfortable.
     
  8. TheForRealDeal

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    You'll thank me for it
     
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    Do it quick if the AIDS spread the only cure will be fire.
     
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    afaik you're a chick
     
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    ^ This.
     
  12. Beatrice

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    No I do not want dog cock up my ass.

    So does this mean if I have sex with other chicks I'll also give them furry AIDS? How do I tell if I have furry AIDS? Is there some test?
     
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    How the hell do you end up dating a person like this? Was she hot or were you really that desperate?
     
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    I was desperate, plus she didn't tell me about the bestiality thing until after we had been dating for awhile. But mostly because I was desperate.
     
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    Yeah, just don't date people who care about animals. It never ends well. If they start saying shit like they're a vegetarian or they think animals are equal to humans, you gotta dump them fast.
     
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    The thing was she wasn't a vegetarian or an animal activist. She owned several animal pelts and taxidermy so I assumed she wasn't some batshit crazy furry.

    Yeah I was wrong, never dating a furry ever again.
     
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    Some people just don't learn until it's too late
     
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    Quick, bathe in some kinda alcohol, before it's too late!
     
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    Preferably rubbing alcohol
     
  20. Beatrice

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    If I just drink enough alcohol will it still work? Or do i actually have to bathe in it?
     
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    How do you know you're never going to date one when you just admitted you didn't know she was one?
     
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    Neither. You were mated to a furfag, so by association you too, are a furfag. Do the right thing.
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    If you shagged her, it is too late.
     
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    I don't want to an hero gais isn't there anything I can do? Can I atone somehow? Maybe if I scrub hard enough the furry AIDS will come off.

    I knew she was a furry what I didn't know was that she was into fursuiting and bestiality.
     
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    You can jump into a vat of radioactive waste - it won't immediately kill you, so at least you die cleansed a few months later.
     
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    Have you, at any point in time, been a member of the furry community?

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    OP is doomed . *hugs OP*
     
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    Someone should write something about "furry by association" cleansing into the Furry article. You know, make it official.

    Not it.