MY EPIC AS HELL FANFIC

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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    PART 1 OFN THE EPIC STORY OF SONIC VS EGGMAN

    one day sonic the hegehocg whas pseeding around loops and destroying dr eggmans robots when tails came up to him and said -sonic dr eggman is attacking mobus- and sonicc said -who is dr eggman- and sonich rembered how dr eggman kidknapped his parents and turned them into eggman robotsd and sonic said NO! and ran off to eggmans castle and metals sonic was in the way and metal sonic said -sonioct the hedgehog i will destroy you!!!- and sonic said -bring it on you erggman robot- and sonic ran up to him and punched halk his head off and metal sonic saiod AGAHAGHHAGGAGAHAGAAHAGAHGAHA and he was dying and almost dead!

    PART 2!!!!!!

    sonic said - now to finsish you off- and activated SUPER SONIC MODE with power of all the sonic eameralds and pucnhed metal sonic with a powerfl punch 1000% knucjles punch. metal sanic whas dying and said -sonic do you know who i am- and sonic said -yhes a bad eggman robotr and you must die!=- but metal shonic said -yes but i was your father before i was turned into a metal shonic- and metal sonicc died and sonic said NO! and sonic whas evenm angrier and wanted to kill metal sonic and he saw eggmans castle and ran to it at speed of sun light and when he got across the castles moat and beeted up tails doll who was tails dad but tails wasnt there to be angry because sonic runs at speed of light sonic got across the moat bridge and opend eggmans door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
     
  2. Stephen

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    Dat fanfik wuz ahsum!
     
  3. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    i amn glad you enjoyede it it was diffuculty typing it because my keyboard is sticky i dont know why all i know it whas my dads keyboard and it was hjs favouritwe keyboad and he was on pc all nigft with it
     
  4. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    errthing you write counts as epic
     
  5. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    yup
     
  6. Stephen

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    That was effin' epic, I jizzed myself readin it.
     
  7. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    errthing you post is shit
     
  8. Stephen

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    That hurt, is it cuz i'm /b/lack?
     
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    That shit had me rollin' XDD
     
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    wat did egman get beeted up or no? i wish cuz eggmen is bad you no?
     
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    that will be in part 3, i am still thinking because it's a very sophisticated story
     
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    k i cnt w8 4 moer
     
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    ur fingers are now pregnant, in a few months u could become the greatest piano player of all times!
    congrats!
     
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    aww mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
     
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    sow epic i wil cum all over my screen HNNNNNNNNNG
     
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    I came after reading your post for the 10th time.
     
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    I Jizzed in my pants.
     
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    Click here to start over





    Chapter 2-B-2


    "FUCK THESE SUMBITCHES," Minty says aloud to herself.

    Minty takes cover behind her driver door to avoid the bullets. She pulls out her Glock 17, and takes aim at one of the assailants.

    Headshot. One of the three men drop. The other two notice what happened, and immediately identify Minty as the shooter. Minty takes cover again, as a hail of bullets trickle off her car.

    "OOOOOOOOH YEA"

    The adrenaline is bumping through Minty's veins, and out of pure excitement she runs directly into the field and starts firing shots and both kidnappers. One of the kidnappers takes a shot to the arm, another one to the leg.

    Minty takes 30 rounds of automatic fire. The bullets shred her into human spaghetti.

    The assailants keep firing onto the other officers. Special units pulls into action. The onslaught continues between two men and two dozen police officers.

    Minutes later, an unmarked helicopter enters the fray and drops a missile on the entire battle.

    The van is now a crater, and everyone involved is now dead in the explosion.

    The helicopter pulls away and flies off into the sunset, bidding farewell.


    THE END.
     
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    lol leeroy jenkins ending