My dog is hot for zebras

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Helix, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. Helix

    Helix
    Expand Collapse
    resident stoner

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,746
    Occupation:
    College, mang
    Home Page:
    This is the fifth time I've caught him mounting this zebra striped beanbag in the living room.
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    37,085
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    lolwut
     
  3. Seku

    Seku
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    3,883
    Occupation:
    bad bich
    Home Page:
    You have to give him what he wants.
     
  4. DoNotWant

    DoNotWant
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2011
    Messages:
    30
    Well then let him finish cock blocker.
     
  5. Helix

    Helix
    Expand Collapse
    resident stoner

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,746
    Occupation:
    College, mang
    Home Page:
    I'm taking him to the zoo this weekend
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    37,085
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    Then a Barry White song plays in the background.
     
  7. Helix

    Helix
    Expand Collapse
    resident stoner

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,746
    Occupation:
    College, mang
    Home Page:
    [​IMG]
    mmh, tha's a sexy lady-zebra
     
  8. HANK

    HANK
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2011
    Messages:
    10
    That's nice. Now I have a question: Any of you fellas ever had a job?
     
  9. SuperSpecialSuperStar

    SuperSpecialSuperStar
    Expand Collapse
    2011 Faggot of the Year

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    4,401
    Occupation:
    Frog Mercenary
    Home Page:
    vids plz
     
  10. Chainsaw surgeon

    Chainsaw surgeon
    Expand Collapse
    EDF's anal hookworm

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    2,058
    Occupation:
    cockless
    I'm a very special surgeon. So yes I have a job.
     
  11. Helix

    Helix
    Expand Collapse
    resident stoner

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,746
    Occupation:
    College, mang
    Home Page:
    Gtfo, nobody likes you
    Fuck no, you can get your wank fodder somewhere else. Perhaps there are some mirrors of mr.hands floating around the tubes that will be to your liking.
     
  12. HANK

    HANK
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2011
    Messages:
    10
    I think I'll manage just fine where I am, thanks.
     
  13. Atomic_Joe

    Atomic_Joe
    Expand Collapse
    Joevahkiin

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2011
    Messages:
    7,111
    Occupation:
    Throat Puncher
    Home Page:
    I'm a marketer for butane gas and I shed light on the superiority of butane over propane.