my dog died the other day

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  1. beefrave

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    my fucking heart is broken .
    he was my best friend.
    ill see you guys sometime.
    when i feel more mentally stable.
    thanks for the fun.
    but none of you can help me heal
    so i have to disappear for a bit
    i know none of you give a shit either but i still typed it .
     
  2. CallMeMaggot

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    sorry, bro, that sucks

    :manhug:
     
  3. oddguy

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    fuck your dog.
    Now both of you dead motherfuckers can be together in hell.

    Rev up those fryers,Tonight's main course ? Lassie.
     
  4. CallMeMaggot

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    I laughed when beefrave died.
    it's only right i do the same with his dog.

    It's a matter of principal.
     
  6. Immortal_Cake

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    You got pics of the corpse?
     
  7. CallMeMaggot

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    Oh, but Beefrave didn't really died, u know...
     
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    Of course he's not dead; he's undead.
     
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    :( That really is the worst, man. I'd rather my whole family die than my dog. That's the only thing that makes me cry. Dogs are the best kind of people.
     
  11. Immortal_Cake

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    I understand what you mean... but dogs aren't bipedal parasites like we are.
     
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    I wouldn't care if they were. My dog is probably the only thing on earth that loves me.
     
  13. Immortal_Cake

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    It only loves you because you're superior.
     
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    Emofag detected.
     
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    I'm just a nigga that loves his dog.
     
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    buttsex took a turn for the worst.
     
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    My dog weighs like 10 pounds. My dick is bigger than he is.
     
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    That doesn't say much...
     
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    Isn't oddguy your sock? Why are you both here?
     
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    To fuck with you.​
     
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    Poor dog ;(
     
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    Oh that is sad, I remember when my dog Pongo died, I was so sad, I still cry when I remember him, I'm crying now...
     
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    i spent about a year living with a pack of wild dogs on the outskirts of town.
    ....of course then the animal shelter killed my dogs and i was devastated.

    havent had a dog since then. that was about ten years ago.
     
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    Mean :<
     
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    If it makes you feel any better; my cousin got out of prison two weeks ago, then died in a head on collision a few days ago. He was hit by a soccer mom driving a mini van who didn't understand the concept that icy roads is the leading cause of piece of shit minivans to careen into oncoming traffic. My father called to tell me the news this morning. He also told me not to make any jokes at the funeral.
    For those of you keeping track at home; this means that one of my family members has died each season for the past two years. It's annoying as fuck. I'm thinking about starting a death pool. There are some good odds that my rich aunt will be dying this spring. She's been on her deathbed for a few months now. I thought she would be this years winter death, but surprise surprise. She's on my mothers side, so I'm one of her last remaining blood relatives. That means that so long as those meddling in laws don't interfere; I could be looking at a very nice inheritance.
    The runner ups are my special forces cousin who managed to get a bounty placed on him by the terrorists, his father the six hundred pound retired surgeon, and my grandmother; the last grandparent I have.