my dick feels like its going over a chainsaw

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by rst8, Aug 4, 2011.

  1. rst8

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    going commando never felt so good
     
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    I thought you had gotten a STD from fucking all those filthy street walkers.
     
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    i only fuck the ones that smell clean
     
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    Depends on what you're going commando under.

    Jeans = maybe/absolutely not imho, if only because said chainsaw feel
    slacks/khakis=maybe, because they aren't so rough
    sweats=hell no, too much bulge even with my small pen0r.
     
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    anyone got their dick caught in the zip?

    i did, lets just say everyone in my house heard about it.
     
  7. rst8

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    khakis
    the zipper is ripping my dickhaed off