My country is being overrun by mentally challenged infants with blackberries

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  1. Zombie Neith

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    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...birmingham-and-across-london-115875-23330403/

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/techno...ecutives-to-organise-looting-115875-23330401/

    Initially riots broke out in London because the chav population were mourning the loss of some dude who got shot dead by the police because he was openly brandishing a gun in a public place and was a suspected gang member. Hurr, potential gang violence in London, shock horror.

    After that, landmark cities across the country started rioting because "BAWWW some dude in London completely unrelated to any of us got shot and also we're unemployable, particularly in a recession!111" Well, that's the excuse. It seems the chavs are just hopping on the bandwagon of baw to seize a massive looting opportunity and obtain babby's first tracksuit. It's like they collectively went "Derp, I know how to get the country back on it's feet and improve our reputations as potential employees, let's loot and vandalise every town centre store possible!11"

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    Adidas of all shops probably should've identified themselves as likely targets.
     
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    didnt the police beat the shit out of some bitch or something as well?
     
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    During the riots? I don't know. I sure hope so.
     
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    Turns out the guy who was shot was shot by a police bullet and the bullet thought to be fired at the police was also from the police. The police shot at supposedly peaceful demonstrators and this is what they got.
     
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    No effin' way those guys were protesting peacefully. 90% of who's in a demonstration is a chav.
     
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    That was in the beginning, now it's obviously not peaceful.
     
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    I doubt if it was ever truly peaceful. Most of the people in a demonstration are lazy/poor/chavvy/aggressive/misunderstood.
     
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    Good thing is I live where some of the looting is going on. Free legos, here I come!
     
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    Well I suppose you are a faggot.
     
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  11. Zombie Neith

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    The last couple of panels pretty much sum up my feelings on the matter.
    Stupid faggots.
     
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    That is one of the most satisfying things I have ever read.
     
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    On a lighter note, here's a niggerfaggot proudly posing with his Tesco VALUE basmati rice. Gangsta.
    Lol, he didn't even get the Finest range rice. He stole poorfag, economy, own supermarket brand rice.
     
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    at least he can make more chicken and rice without paying
     
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    All he needs is a chicken.
     
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    Just dropkick the doors to KFC in and he's a happy boy. [​IMG]
     
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    That reminds me.

    I should go down to the KFC in downtown Lewisham, go on a killing spree and steal some KFC. The police will think it's a black guy and some low life nigga will get thrown in jail.
     
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    Everybody wins!
     
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    Not like the niggas not gonna be at home in jail.
     
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    It certainly won't be anything they're not already used to.
     
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    Oh yeah I heard about this from cadetchik on youtube
     
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    All the people(from nearly every end of the political spectrum) raging over the riots has been the funniest thing that has happened in years.
     
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    The guy who got shot. Lol.

    I rest my case
     
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    JollyJack won my respect again.
     
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    Those crazy Brits, always trying out new sorts of hats
     
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    Srsly.

    "OMG THEY SHOT A GUY JUST BECAUSE HE WAS BLACK!111"
    "Uh, actually he was a suspected gang member and had a gun on him at the time."
    "NO, THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY RACIALLY MOTIVATED POLICE BRUTALITY HERPDERP."

    Jesus fucking wept. :slowpoke:
     
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    Aaaw, it's all over, now I'll never get all sorts of goodies FOR FREE show my dissatisfaction with the government!:noes:
     
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    You should've looted a PS3. Way too expensive to spend money on, but just the right price when looting