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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Dynamic Entry, Oct 30, 2011.

  1. Dynamic Entry

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    I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH, I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH
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    I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH, I SWING MY BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH
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    I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH, I SWING MY BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH
    I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH, I SWING MY BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH
    I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH, I SWING MY BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH I SWING MY COCK BACK AND FORTH
     
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    Translation: "I can't wait until I hit puberty, and my penis grows to 3 inches when fully erect, just like my pasty white fathers"
     
  3. Dynamic Entry

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    you seem to have envious thoughts toward my genitals.
     
  4. Trixie

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    it's got a great beat & you can dance to it!
     
  5. Dynamic Entry

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    LOL. perfect for birthdays, weddings, and jew gatherings!
     
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    Got it in one.

    I want to put a little party hat on your penis, draw a face on the knob, and sing songs to it.
     
  7. Dynamic Entry

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    add a mouth hug, and you got yourself a deal.
     
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    i did this to my ex-husband...
    it was a riot!
     
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    This thread is going downhill...
     
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    no wonder he left you.
     
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    When I'm a disgusting old lady i'm gonna do the same thing with my titties
     
  12. Dynamic Entry

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    trix stop derailing my thread, godamnit
     
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    here's a hot pic of me and my glorious cock
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    u jelly?
     
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    C-can I stroke it
     
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    Yes, just be careful or it'll get all in your hair ;D
     
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    no- i left him.... and i'm glad i did.

    sorry....
    please continue to sing the praises of your penis!!! :awesome:
     
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    cock-waii
     
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    LOOKS THE SAME AAAAAAAAAA
     
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    Oh... another of DE's threads in Shitpost Metropolis. The usual of course. Nothing new to see here folks...
     
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    My cock, fat like a kush blunt
    Yo cock, gets mistaken for cunt
    My cock, swing back and forth
    Yo cock, can't even point north
    My cock, stuck in yo bitch
    Yo cock, burns and itch

    I thought this what this thread was gonna be about
     
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    That shit was funny as fuck. Fuck all you h8rs
     
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    Dunno how to reply to that.
     
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    i look back @ my life and it may had bothered me @ the time, the decision was right.
    it's so much fuller & richer because of the bad choice i made.
     
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    i did not ask for your life story.
    feel free blog about it.
     
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    i don't want to share that.
     
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    thank you, oddguy...
    that is very kind.