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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by oddguy, Mar 15, 2012.
A tear has been shed for a fellow brother.
Kitty Heaven - a memorial website for cats who are dearly missed
Condolences, brother. How did it happen?
That sucks, what happened?
Apparently his cat died.
I want to know why it died, dumbass.
It's in a better place: not in your care or home.
It stopped living, you see.
sorry about that my condolences for your loss.
My condolences odd.
That is sad, I know the feeling, my condolences
Well that sucks, what was its name?
Would care more if it was @zaiger 's cat.
I think @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy either killed it by sitting on it, having sex with it, or using it as bait at a pit bull fight, and is feigning sadness.
I could swear I had read this thread before.
Edit: Disregard, the other one is about Beefrave's dog.
Sorry oddguy but really i thought we warned you about microwaves.
Had no money to pay the boatman of Hades, huh
Should've sent it to a nearby Asian restaurant, they'd pay for that good meat
Are cats kosher?
Well, Samson ate that lion, so sure.
They let you have a cat in the hotel?
it was over 100 years old in cat years.
it got sick and topped eating and died.
Thanks everyone... I was expecting/hoping to see more traditional EDF jokes at the expanse of my misfortune. But thank you everyone for being nice.
That will not stop me from making fun of you when your pets die.
I'm glad your stupid pussy has died. At least the miserable fleabag won't have to look at your ugly Jewish face anymore, or cower in fear as your pathetic 4.5" circumcised love-nazi bears down into its helpless .
Any "man" who loves cats is clearly trying to recapture the feeling of suckling at his mother's teat.
I hope the next cat you get claws your eyes while you're sleeping, runs away, gets run over by one of your Jewish peasants on their bike, breaks its back, and you're stuck looking after a nasty crippled cat for the next 100 cat years (whatever the fuck they are).
I'd tell you to get a dog, but you'd probably get a German Shepherd and wonder why it keeps trying to push you into the oven.
That's because most of the posters here have had more physical contact with cats than people.
But don't worry Oddguy, I'll try to belittle you in your time of grief.
HAHA YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS DEAD. It's pretty sad, an animal that chooses to stop eating and die over continuing to live with you. It's almost as sad as how laughable this bawwing over a dead cat is. Go outside and make some real friends. Or is it only possible for creatures to be around you if they can't speak your language? At any rate, if the bodies still fresh you could probably cook it. That's what poor people do when their pets die right? Because they can't afford real food?
@oddguy @oddguy @oddguy should get a black Akita and a tank of piranhas, he would be like me then, but still be a filthy kike working in a hotel.
sorry to hear that Oddguy. I know what it's like to lose my cat... I was depressed for a year when one of mine died... had a similar response when my dogs died...
Damn, guess I owe someone five dollars. My money was on you trying to sex it and getting the wrong hole.
It's OK for the death of a dog to cause sadness and pain.
Cats have their place - diced up in the dog's food dish, or chained up in the back yard so your dog can practice killing things.
There's also @oddguy 's favourite place for a cat - on the end of his Jewish meat-missile. When he was young, his father told him to get out of the kibbutz and bury his cock into a pussy. Stupid @oddguy took daddy's advice literally. That fucking cat's lucky it's dead.