My brother just stole a cat...what do???

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  1. kibou

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    I just realized that my brother has stolen a cat...
    Like legit...just saw the thing, picked it up, and brought it home.
    I'm beginning to think there is something seriously wrong with him, normal people dont get high and steal fucking cats.

    Any advice on what to do EDF, you like cats

    It has a tag with its owners details and number on it
    It is also well fed, well groomed and pretty fucking happy.
     
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    is it your big brother or little brother ?
     
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    little
     
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    then beat him up and take the cat back.
     
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    Is he a nigger and a weeaboo?
    Cause that would explain why.
     
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    I believe hes what you call a wigger

    also I'm the only weeaboo in this village
     
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    keep it, by right of conquest it's now your cat. enjoy your new pet.
     
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    but it's a black cat, I'm not sure my parents will approve
    *blushes*
     
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    He's got the wiggers, eh?
    Yeah, oddguy's right, beat the shit out of him. Preferably with a large striking object. Like a lamp. Or a chair.

    Anyway beat him till he remembers he's white. Then take the cat back.
     
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    if its well-fed and happy then the owner probably enjoyed it very much
    maybe it was an old ass lady,and that cat was the only thing that kept her going
    Have fun having death on your hands.
     
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    seriously.
    are you a man or aren't you ?
    he's your little brother,take some responsibility.
    whoop his ass,take back the cat.
     
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    Are you all nuts? whoop the little wiggers ass then keep the cat- it's not every day you get a new pet free of charge. seriously, keep it.
     
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    Bring it back! Like seriously, you have to bring it back. The people who own that cat are probably really worried. If someone stole my cat and I found out who it was I would fucking murder them.
     
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    I'll be taking the cat back
    I'm not sure about kicking his ass though...that nigga big.
    I'll probably threaten to call his probation officer and tell him hes been out getting high and stealing cats.
     
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    kibou,i hope you are not replying because you are to busy beating up your brother.
     
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    Kibou I know you're a faggot but stop being a faggot and beat his ass. Doesn't matter if he's big and all if you got a weapon.
     
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    I used to be able to kick his ass, but THAT NIGGA GOT BIG
    last time we fought it was a tie...which never happened before.
    I'm slightly concerned

    IM SURE DIPLOMACY WILL WORK FINE TOO
     
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    DIPLOMACY IS FOR THE FRENCH.

    DO YOU WANT TO BE FRENCH KIBOU?
    Protip: Don't answer that. Grab a bat. Start swinging.
     
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    fuck him up.
    be a good big brother.
     
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    STOP REPLYING AND TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK RIGHT NOW.
     
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    You need to show your dominance.
    You use the cat as a weapon,strangely effective.
    It claws your brothers eyes out,and then urinates on him
    You think you havent shown your dominance well-enough yet,
    so you have sex with the cat right over your brothers unconscious body
    the cat dies shortly after because you beat your brother with it(the anal sex probably had something to do with it too)
    you return it to the suicidal old lady in a trash bag without cleaning your manjelly off or out of it.
     
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    Its 3 am, fuck that ill wait till morning

    I've kicked his ass constantly since we were kids
    He still turned out fucked up, he has a parole officer at 15 and goes to a "special" school for violent/stupid kids.
    +now hes going out and stealing cats.

    I think hes beyond an ass whooping...hes going to be kicked out when he turns 18.
    I think the only cure for that kid is for LIFE to kick his ass.
     
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    I'll keep your advice in mind
     
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    he is so fucked up because you were doing a bad job as his brother all this time.
    but you still have a chance to atone.

    turn off the computer.
    pick up the cat.
    take it back.
    come back.
    fuck your brother up.

    don't respond anymore,go do it.
    now.
     
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    but its 3 in the morning :(
     
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    then turn the fucking computer off !
    go the fuck to sleep !
    get up in the morning and handle your business !
     
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    BEING 3AM ONLY MAKES IT WORSE. THAT CAT'S OWNERS ARE PROBABLY OUTSIDE SHAKING A BOWL OF FOOD CRYING OUT FOR THEIR FUCKING CAT THAT IS IN YOUR FUCKING POSSESSION.TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK. TAKE THE FUCKING CAT BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!
     
  28. Lucky

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    Brah you should probably take the cat back. P sure zaig's srs.
     
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    zig has a point.
    it's either an old lady or some little kids cat.
    could be crying for his cat right now.

    if you have time to fuck around on the computer at three in the morning you have time to bring that cat back.
    i want you dressed and out that door in the next ten minutes.
     
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    If anything just take the cat and put it on the owner's lawn. They don't even have to know who took it right now.