I just realized that my brother has stolen a cat... Like legit...just saw the thing, picked it up, and brought it home. I'm beginning to think there is something seriously wrong with him, normal people dont get high and steal fucking cats. Any advice on what to do EDF, you like cats It has a tag with its owners details and number on it It is also well fed, well groomed and pretty fucking happy.
He's got the wiggers, eh? Yeah, oddguy's right, beat the shit out of him. Preferably with a large striking object. Like a lamp. Or a chair. Anyway beat him till he remembers he's white. Then take the cat back.
if its well-fed and happy then the owner probably enjoyed it very much maybe it was an old ass lady,and that cat was the only thing that kept her going Have fun having death on your hands.
seriously. are you a man or aren't you ? he's your little brother,take some responsibility. whoop his ass,take back the cat.
Are you all nuts? whoop the little wiggers ass then keep the cat- it's not every day you get a new pet free of charge. seriously, keep it.
Bring it back! Like seriously, you have to bring it back. The people who own that cat are probably really worried. If someone stole my cat and I found out who it was I would fucking murder them.
I'll be taking the cat back I'm not sure about kicking his ass though...that nigga big. I'll probably threaten to call his probation officer and tell him hes been out getting high and stealing cats.
Kibou I know you're a faggot but stop being a faggot and beat his ass. Doesn't matter if he's big and all if you got a weapon.
I used to be able to kick his ass, but THAT NIGGA GOT BIG last time we fought it was a tie...which never happened before. I'm slightly concerned IM SURE DIPLOMACY WILL WORK FINE TOO
DIPLOMACY IS FOR THE FRENCH. DO YOU WANT TO BE FRENCH KIBOU? Protip: Don't answer that. Grab a bat. Start swinging.
You need to show your dominance. You use the cat as a weapon,strangely effective. It claws your brothers eyes out,and then urinates on him You think you havent shown your dominance well-enough yet, so you have sex with the cat right over your brothers unconscious body the cat dies shortly after because you beat your brother with it(the anal sex probably had something to do with it too) you return it to the suicidal old lady in a trash bag without cleaning your manjelly off or out of it.
Its 3 am, fuck that ill wait till morning I've kicked his ass constantly since we were kids He still turned out fucked up, he has a parole officer at 15 and goes to a "special" school for violent/stupid kids. +now hes going out and stealing cats. I think hes beyond an ass whooping...hes going to be kicked out when he turns 18. I think the only cure for that kid is for LIFE to kick his ass.
he is so fucked up because you were doing a bad job as his brother all this time. but you still have a chance to atone. turn off the computer. pick up the cat. take it back. come back. fuck your brother up. don't respond anymore,go do it. now.
then turn the fucking computer off ! go the fuck to sleep ! get up in the morning and handle your business !
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zig has a point. it's either an old lady or some little kids cat. could be crying for his cat right now. if you have time to fuck around on the computer at three in the morning you have time to bring that cat back. i want you dressed and out that door in the next ten minutes.
If anything just take the cat and put it on the owner's lawn. They don't even have to know who took it right now.
