My brother just kidnapped a nigger...what do?

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  1. Stormtrooper

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    I just realized that my brother has kidnapped a nigger...
    Like legit...just saw the nigger, picked it up, and brought it home.
    I'm beginning to think there is something seriously wrong with him, normal people don't get high and kidnap fucking niggers.

    Any advice on what to do EDF, you like despise niggers.

    It has a platinum necklace with dollar signs on it.
    It is also well fed, well groomed nappy headed and pretty fucking angry.
     
  2. Lucky

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    Make it plow the yard.
     
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    Buy one of these as soon as possible.
     
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    Heh heh... why is your white brother going after niggers?
    He must be high.
     
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    is it your big bro or little bro ?
     
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    big bro
     
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    if it was your little bro i would tell you to beat him up.
    but you should always follow your big bro example.
    kidnapp a nigger to.
     
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    Cool idea, I'm just afraid that in his anger at being kidnapped, he'll gore the ever living shit out of me and my bro
    *blushes*
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    now u can start the fancy business of organ trade :kkk:
     
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    do nigger organs suffer from depreciation?
     
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    Just cut out that niggers organs.
     
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    Might be a good idea to get some of these as well then.

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    How the fuck do you get the bright idea of comparing niggers to cats?
     
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    keep it, by right of conquest it's now your nigger. enjoy your new slave.

    (no copyright infringement intended)
     
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    Hmm, agreed, but wouldn't that prevent it from good, honest field work? I need a good tradeoff between security and work output.

    While I'm here, I need to ask, can the nigger survive on an exclusive diet of watermelon, chicken and purple drank?
     
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    both are lazy
     
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    Am I the only person think "free leather"? Because, according to some South American tribes, human skin makes good leather.
     
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    Also, if its well-fed and nappy then the owner probably enjoyed it very much
    maybe it was an old ass lady, and that nigger was the only thing that kept in her groin
     
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    I'm still waiting for Zaiger to say "return the nigger to it's proper owner".
     
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    seriously.
    are you a man or aren't you ?
    he's your big brother,take some responsibility.
    whoop the niggers ass,take high five your bro.
     
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    Make him write a apology for Soul Plane and Tyler Perry movies
     
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    Stormtrooper I know you're a dyke but stop being a dyke and beat his ass. Doesn't matter if he's big and all if you got a strap-on.
     
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    You need to show your dominance.
    You use the nigger as a strap-on, strangely effective.
    It rips your brothers pink eye out, and then urinates on him
    You think you havent shown your dominance well-enough yet,
    so you have sex with the negro right over your brothers unconscious body
    the nigger dies shortly after because you tore your brother with it (the anal sex aids certainly had something to do with it too)
    you return it to the suicidal old lady in a trash bag without cleaning your manjelly off or out of it.
     
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    now I feel terribad :(
     
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    and we all die of nigger aids :(

    The End.
     
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    Plant a cotton field in your back yard. I hear niggers like the stuff, and it will make him more likely to sing and make you jugs of iced tea.
     
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    Play basketball with him?
     
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    Use him to start a revolution some place in Africa and use that to take nation to invade other nations then sell Africa for a golf course?
     
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    Meh, I guess