My body smells like weed

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Evilea, Sep 2, 2013.

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  1. Evilea

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    Lulz Dancer

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    I rarely smoke (maybe 1-5 times a year). Is there any logical reason why this is happening?
     
  2. Dr. Rice

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    Girlvinyl

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    A wizard turned you into marijuana.
     
  3. Popcorn

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    lightly salted

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    You're black. All black people smell like marijuana.

    Scientists believe it's a defense mechanism developed to keep you guys going back to jail, which thus ensures that you have access to food and shelter.